How fast fortunes change. This thread just entered the hall of fame portal.
Ullr, take note please.
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How fast fortunes change. This thread just entered the hall of fame portal.
Ullr, take note please.
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That’s just one limb of the dragonQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
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Username checks out.
I could upload a pic of my tit.
But I’m not sure if ullr is gay or bi.
Don’t want to stop the snow.
PS. Nice tit
I saw DTM‘s pic. If I were Ullr I’d be bi :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Yeah I think once you’re immortal things like gender and sexuality get a lot more fluid. I imagine all self sacrifices are judged equally in the eyes of the gods, if not necessarily this board.
Everybody skis. If your tit brings high pressure it could be your shitty tit or some form institutional sexism/homophobia that fucked us all. Not sure gods care about preference.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
FKNA. :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetbippy
A bit cold at sweetbippy's house!
I guess sweetbippy’s offering worked. Currently dumping again in Wenatchee. Might be localized to her orbit though
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Bravo Sweetbippy! :yourock: Currently dumping fat flakes in Mammoth!
Sweetbippy, that's a true selfless act right there. Probably time to turn the heating on now though
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Well played
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Originally Posted by el hefe
Wowwowwowwowwowwow! So hawt!!
Baby toes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetbippy
Unprecedented.
Solid foot of sweet bipness here. Thanks!
#winning against gravity
whoa.... Ullr has 11 inches? No wonder he's a god and you praise him. Well played SB. Keep up the good work. Just lovely.
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Originally Posted by Sweetbippy
And my faith has been restored [emoji869]Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetbippy
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Haven't you guys ever seen a breast before? To be sure, it is a particularly nice breast, and judging what I see out my window Ullr is pleased as well. And it's a good thing she only posted one--if she posted both it would take Palisades a week to get the lifts running.
Are you being all like “if you’ve seen one tree, you’ve seen them all”?Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
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Originally Posted by old goat
I have, and it was spectacular!!
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I'm going to tell my grand kids about it! Life changing Event.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
"I was fumbling your granny AND BEHOLD THERE SHE WAS".
I mean, it’s almost as if boobs were the entire reason for humanity’s survival for hundreds of thousands of years……Quote:
Originally Posted by subtle plague
Nah, they just make me feel things in my crotchal region
There didn't have to be boobs. Lots of mammals manage to feed their young with boobless nipples. Boobs were invented for pleasure and to keep men from being too angry about poorly loaded dishwashers and mismanaged thermostats.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
^you didn’t grow up on a farm
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you fuck farm animals
FIFYQuote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
allegedly
Wtf is your problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
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Guessing insufficiently lubricated farm animals.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
But it's just a guess.
Holy shit you are even older than I thought you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
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Speaking of farm animals, old goat likes mammaries with multiple nipples, per his handle.
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Didn't take this thread long to revert back to shit. Crap
^You ever posts any goods in this thread?
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Ullr is displeased with the sniping and thread drift. Please return to the posting of appropriate offerings to Ullr.
I have diverticulitisQuote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Ullr does not care about your intestinal issues
Those skis seem a bit too forward on the mounting.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Snipe