Hasn’t been on a date this century. Even airheads won’t date him.
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Hasn’t been on a date this century. Even airheads won’t date him.
Never actually had a core shot, doesnt ski when or where it maybe rocky...
doesn’t give a hoot
Wants will smith to bitch slap him while he fucks will smiths wife.
is downright scary
Really can't fly
is really named jenny
Will respond to the name Low Sierra if you say it just right.
keeps an extra Potato in his tailpipe;)Quote:
Originally Posted by idahospud
Thinks he’s trumps kid.
But lives off of pocket meats
Is actually a pardoned Thanksgiving turkey.
is covered in gravy
Has plans to be a Christmas ham this year.
His member isn’t actually made of gold. It’s just paint.
sniffs goldmembers paintQuote:
Originally Posted by Mustonen
Is actually a baroness
As opposed to popular belief, TBS does not stand for Turner Broadcasting System. It is actually an acronym for Too Bloody Slow.
Is actually pronounced 'Fairy from Paris'
Following mass spectrometry analysis, it has been determined that the previous poster is composed completely of worthless pyrite.
Wants to go to Europe because he hates shames Mt.
Is actually a dentist
Subtle plaque is a serious dental concern
But his spellcheck went medieval
Was a pro ballet skier back in the day
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^^^has alopecia
spokesperson for Tingly Ball Syndrome
mikey Likes it;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b