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Asian tourists texting while skiing traverses at JHMR.
People who watch inane youtube videos on their ipads in social settings without using earbuds, forcing everyone in earshot to listen. Manners, people!
Adults complaining about the efficacy of Scarface
I can't stop farting!
ok I laughed
Those stringy banana pieces that run vertically.
And saran wrap that doesn't cover the entire plate/bowl.
Freezerburn.
Murica's fascination with duck dynasty
Reality TV and creationists.
Little kids being loud in nice restaurants (or more accurately, parents letting them).
Ok, not super duper nice, but it's a fairly nice French/Cajun place. Lady's in there with her kid and the kids taking a metal fork and banging the butt end on the table loudly literally the entire time we were eating. I'm pretty chill, but I finally said something to the waitress. She said, "It happens." Uh, no it doesn't. Putting indentations in your brand new nice oak table tops and annoying 25 others in the proximity does not just have to "happen".
So I guess I have two for this post: clueless waitresses.
I'm going to give you one good reason to watch Duck Dynasty. There are other reasons (I find it funny as hell) but this one takes them all:
http://theduckdynastyfamily.com/wp-c...te01iH9uBx.jpg
She got a purdy mouth.
chinline of a tranny and alot of makeup?
HIDs and other super bright lights used as low beams.
I flash those fuckers, when they flash back to show they were on low beams, I flash them a few more times to let them know that they have dick head headlights.
People who don't salute the whale.
Being sick. Traded away a ski day for lying in bed, topped off by coughing so hard it made me puke. Now that shits all in my sinuses.