I was cutting really stinky farts today. I was worried I was going to have to post in the Crapped my Pants thread.
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I was cutting really stinky farts today. I was worried I was going to have to post in the Crapped my Pants thread.
Who decided a lamp should in fact, be called a "lamp"?
Heh................
why is it that people with a lisp can't say lisp?
I knew a Chinese guy who had a risp.
You guys all need to come to Wyo next season and join me for this:
http://www.togwoteelodge.com/snowcat_skiing.shtml
I'm watching 'Respect' on my computer right now...
i'm watching opb, about to stick a dvd in to watch a movie, except that i'm going to the doc first, wishing i wasn't on the wagon.
I just watched the Simpsons
avoid the noid!
where did boobies come from?
I'm drinking a red stripe right now. It's delicious.
My fucking coffee maker is broken... fuck!
Gonna have to go for some boutique coffee this morning. :D:D
depends which part you're smelling
The first thing I remember knowing,
Was a lonesome whistle blowing,
And a young un's dream of growing up to ride;
On a freight train leaving town,
Not knowing where I'm bound,
No-one could change my mind but Mama tried.
One and only rebel child,
From a family, meek and mild:
My Mama seemed to know what lay in store.
Despite all my Sunday learning,
Towards the bad, I kept on turning.
'Til Mama couldn't hold me anymore.
And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried.
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.
That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.
Dear old Daddy, rest his soul,
Left my Mom a heavy load;
She tried so very hard to fill his shoes.
Working hours without rest,
Wanted me to have the best.
She tried to raise me right but I refused.
And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried.
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.
That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.
merle haggard
I'm in a winter storm warning.
Should I plant some hibiscus?
celebrate the die off.
http://dieoff.org/
Anything you can get away with is a good thing. ;)