Pushed that little kid
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Pushed that little kid
Helps little boys over fences from behind
His Member isnt really Gold, its paint
Predicts the weather with his wood
Hasn't been able to predict the weather for years.
Wears a helmet, full body padding, and a HANS device, while slowly sledding down bunny slopes.
Was 'born' as an alien from the internal organs of an identical twin/triplet/quadruplet/quintuplet....
His member can only be viewed with a scanning electron microscope
Suffers from penis envy.
Suffers from vagina envy
Has a vagina worth envy
Wishes he had Turner Broadcasting System monies so he could get Vaginoplasty on his saggy meat curtains.
Not really a fugitive
Has actually died three times.
stuck between B & C
Is the inspiration for the Spyke character on Portlandia
Belongs to Antifa
Gets followed around Home depot by "Special Agents"
That look like they should just retire.
Hangs out in CtPaTown looking for trouble to quell.
Is really a Masshole in rear entry boots and a Pats jacket.
Can't actually fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Is only gnar 1 day per yr
owns 20% of NASCAR under psuedonymn ed otto
will soon be making 20/20 garments from from a patented process using 97% graphene
will soon be making 20/20 real boys from from a patented process using 97% graphene