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10-09-2020, 05:38 PM
~mikey b

boot sniffer
10-09-2020, 06:12 PM
John_B

Me and another stoner liftie had a pet mouse in the bottom shack of a lift. Then he destroyed a 5000 dollar module in the electronics. I guess he wasn't satisfied with the sandwich bits we had been feeding him?
10-09-2020, 06:21 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by old goat

You sniffed your boots before that? How about other people's boots?

You’ve never sniffed your boots? Swear?
10-09-2020, 06:31 PM
~mikey b

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“It could not have been easier to tell 911 dispatcher our location.”
10-09-2020, 06:38 PM
Meadow Skipper

^ that smile.
10-09-2020, 08:50 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

You’ve never sniffed your boots? Swear?

cross my heart and hope to die
10-09-2020, 09:20 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by old goat

cross my heart and hope to die

:D
10-09-2020, 09:41 PM
~mikey b

we had a nutty Kiwi chick working with us that was a boot sniffer

she’d get all pissed off because someone’s rotten feet were stinking up the place and she’d go around sniffing boots to find the culprit

of course we’d torment her with farts
10-09-2020, 10:17 PM
ill-advised strategy

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10-10-2020, 10:09 AM
old goat

Pompeo saying he will make public some of Hilary's emails, I guess to show how dangerous it would have been had they been made public?
10-10-2020, 05:11 PM
Meadow Skipper

France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021
10-10-2020, 06:58 PM
Buster Highmen

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Originally Posted by old goat

Pompeo saying he will make public some of Hilary's emails, I guess to show how dangerous it would have been had they been made public?

It's so nice of the Retrumplicans to set the precedent for prosecuting cases 4 or more years old.
10-10-2020, 10:37 PM
evdog

Meanwhile isn't it known that Kush, Ivanka and others have all been using personal emails? Or are we talking Bengazi emails?
10-11-2020, 04:53 PM
Tech Tonics

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

This is no bullshit(tm), one morning, booting up in the patrol locker room, my foot felt cramped so I pulled the boot off and as it cleared my foot a mouse jumped out and ran across the floor. I never sniffed my boots after that. And until it got torn down a couple years ago, this one shack where rope, ‘boo, fences, signs, etc. got stored was called “the rat shack” because it had to be cleared of rodents every fall.

I thought I it was called Junta Shack!

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10-11-2020, 05:37 PM
~mikey b

Hanta Shack you mean
10-11-2020, 05:59 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by Tech Tonics

I thought I it was called Junta Shack!

Hahaha, my wife always pronounced Hanta Virus as Junta Virus. When we tore the old patrol locker trailer part to replace it there was a vomit-inducing amount of rodent shit in the walls and floor. We wore masks but it’s amazing no patrollers were ever diagnosed with Hanta/Junta...yet.

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Hanta Shack you mean

Exfuckingactly. Hahaha.
10-11-2020, 06:42 PM
Meadow Skipper

Kinco busts out of the hardware store, Smith Optics looks for dirtbag cred (if Kinco has any dirtbag cred left).
https://www.smithoptics.com/en_US/se...co+&lang=en_US
10-11-2020, 07:24 PM
Tech Tonics

Yes. Duh. Hanta. Junta.

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10-12-2020, 05:34 PM
dan_pdx

I was chatting with a friend and we realized that he thought that "mensch" meant "schmuck". He confessed that he's been saying "mensch" when he meant "schmuck" for years. I told him at least he hadn't been saying "schmuck" when he meant "mensch". :D

Gotta ask him what he thought "schmuck" meant all these years.
10-12-2020, 05:46 PM
old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.
10-12-2020, 05:52 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.

I’m trying to think of a funny line tying together shiksas, Jewish girls, and blow jobs as a fair trade for bagels.
10-12-2020, 05:57 PM
muted

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Originally Posted by old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.

All we care about is how to swear in Yiddish, you can keep the rest, and a few nicks and missing digits is worth the price of your bagels. And thank you for those.

Which makes me wonder, Is there a secret ancient bagel slicer us gentiles don't know about? What's the trick?
10-12-2020, 05:59 PM
abraham

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Originally Posted by muted

All we care about is how to swear in Yiddish, you can keep the rest, and a few nicks and missing digits is worth the price of your bagels. And thank you for those.

Which makes me wonder, Is there a secret ancient bagel slicer us gentiles don't know about? What's the trick?

The trick is don't cut your fingers.
10-12-2020, 06:07 PM
muted

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Originally Posted by abraham

The trick is don't cut your fingers.

ah, that must be the ancient secret! thank you wise man. makes sense.
10-12-2020, 06:17 PM
old goat

Quote:

Originally Posted by muted

All we care about is how to swear in Yiddish, you can keep the rest, and a few nicks and missing digits is worth the price of your bagels. And thank you for those.

Which makes me wonder, Is there a secret ancient bagel slicer us gentiles don't know about? What's the trick?

We grow up slicing bagels. It's not something you can learn as an adult. And Jewish men at least know the importance of being precise with sharp instruments.

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