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Why did my package go from Ephrata to Seattle when its final destination is W2?
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because hub and spoke, basically.
What does the bumper sticker "Keep Missoula Beered" reference?
I may have forgotten the exact words, sure. Just a simple dumb play on "Weird" or was there a beer problem there?
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I’d really like to know where the beach toys came from that happen to follow my blaster around lately
Oh there they are.
A reminder that you left the kid at the beach?
Like a string tied on your finger, just more colorful and can double as a toy.
I knew I could count on you guys to help out. Ice, I’ll leave them out by the dumpster, next to the milk crates.
Tuition bills; the constant reminder that I definitely didn’t leave anybody on the beach, yet.
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I forgot the name, but what do you call an exclusive lesbian who has always been lesbian? Never been with man before..
Can't find it on urban dictionary or other interwebz.
I don’t get it. Is there another term for car that implies my car has only ever been a car?
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Is your car a Subaru?
Gold star car.
Good job outta you, car.
Don’t go changin.
A new car to me is being delivered in a few days via truck from Houston to CA. How much do I tip the guy on a $950 job?
How to get rid of black widow spiders? They are surrounding the house. Killed five in the 24 hours.
Get a herd of Preying Mantis’?
Or insecticide. Yea, I’d go with the poison.
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Here's one for the collective.
I have a friend that I'm fairly close to - not best friends, but enough that I see him once a week or so (more in the ski/climbing season). He got married this summer back East, and while I had no expectations of getting invited to the wedding, I was honestly a little bummed to not even get an announcement - nor was I invited to the bachelor party. When it came time to do a reception in SLC, he sent out a generic FB invite just a few weeks before, and we had already made plans that we couldn't move.
So - do I get him a wedding gift?
Yes.