NFL 2020/2021

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Wait, without looking, if the Dolphins win out and the Browns win against the Jets but lose to the Squealers it’s go home time?

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Ravens, Dolphins, Colts all win two games and Titans win one, then the Browns have to win out or they stay home.

I think.

This sure seems like something that could happen by the way. Something like all those wins happen then the Browns lose to the Steelers after a last minute Baker TD drive to take the lead and then with 10 seconds left the kickoff is run back for a winning touchdown when an earthquake knocks all the Cleveland defenders off their feet. I’m looking into the betting odds on this in Vegas right now by the way. They are offering this one, another where the entire offense gets benched due to Covid protocol, and a third where it turns out Stefanski is an Alien and has to return to his own planet at halftime. They all seem pretty viable. I can’t decide.

For what it’s worth, I also think that Browns clinch next week if the beat the Jets and either the Ravens, Dolphins or Colts lose. But we all know how ridiculous that is.

Bet the house on alien, they know when to leave before the shit hits the fan.

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

40 yards of offensive by halftime is Jets-like.

What the heck happened to the Pittsburghs?

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And Big Ben? He sure fell off a cliff in a matter of weeks...he looked lost out there.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Bet the house on alien, they know when to leave before the shit hits the fan.

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I disagree. Some aliens just keep trucking along.

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Originally Posted by smartyiak

And Big Ben? He sure fell off a cliff in a matter of weeks...he looked lost out there.

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It may be time to dust off Brett Mason Rudolph III.

Just watched the clip of that Bengals DB lighting up JuJu. Somebody better shut off his tik tok before he gets killed


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Steve Largent retired in 1989 as the NFL’s all-time receptions leader. He now ranks 31st. Of course, he played when pass defense was still legal so there’s that.

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Originally Posted by EWG

Ravens, Dolphins, Colts all win two games and Titans win one, then the Browns have to win out or they stay home.

I think.

This sure seems like something that could happen by the way. Something like all those wins happen then the Browns lose to the Steelers after a last minute Baker TD drive to take the lead and then with 10 seconds left the kickoff is run back for a winning touchdown when an earthquake knocks all the Cleveland defenders off their feet. I’m looking into the betting odds on this in Vegas right now by the way. They are offering this one, another where the entire offense gets benched due to Covid protocol, and a third where it turns out Stefanski is an Alien and has to return to his own planet at halftime. They all seem pretty viable. I can’t decide.

For what it’s worth, I also think that Browns clinch next week if the beat the Jets and either the Ravens, Dolphins or Colts lose. But we all know how ridiculous that is.

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I know many of you dislike ESPN but they have a good playoff projection page.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/playoffs/machine

Kurt Warner's jacket tho

fitz fucking magic

and we thought Mahomes could throw blind

Fucking Raiders. The one time I want them to win.

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Originally Posted by EWG

Fucking Raiders. The one time I want them to win.

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don't worry. you guys will win tomorrow. ball boys at WR. won't matter.

Bears only have to beat 2 teams to get in....oh wait one of those teams is the packers.

If the Browns beat the Jets and the Dolphins lost then Cleveland made the playoffs.

Fitzmagic with the no look Hail Mary while getting his head ripped off his body = Dolphins win.

As of right now, with the Covid suspension of Willis today, the Browns are now down, due to last minute Covid suspension:

Both starting ILBs
All WRs. All of them.
Starting LT, which means three of top 6 OL are out.

At least we know how the Browns are going to miss the playoffs. It’ll hurt less that the mystery is gone.

They walked the new receivers they picked up off the practice squad and the street through the offense in a garage this morning.

Everything is fine. We are used to the pain.


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Remember. We're laughing at you, not with you.

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Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

Remember. We're laughing at you, not with you.

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God I love this place.

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Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

Remember. We're laughing at you, not with you.

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You're not wrong, Walter...

You just said the quiet parts out loud.

Guess what I'm doing?


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Turns out, with no offensive line and no wideouts it’s difficult to sustain a drive. Shocker.


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So the defense says "If the offense is going to suck balls, we can too."?

For fucks sake.

Missing the playoffs, thanks to the J-E-T-S, fits right in to 2020.

This is hilarious!

I’ll be joining you fellas later in that other thread...but at least we already stink.


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Did all their defensive players choose to show up in name only as a show of solidarity?

Half of the defense is out. I’m not sure of the names of the replacement guys or if they’re in solidarity.

It appears Sheldon Richardson and Myles still showed up though.