Hornita on Hornitas? :biggrin: Mmmmmm, be ther i but fiv hurs, save m a double-botoms up:biggrin:
peace,
Duh
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Hornita on Hornitas? :biggrin: Mmmmmm, be ther i but fiv hurs, save m a double-botoms up:biggrin:
peace,
Duh
39 bers obn th wal, 39 bottls bere, drink one down passd themn arounf, 38 bittles beer on th wall.
An a few Mojitos da but.
paz,
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee
The drunker I get, the better I type
A drunken message in the style of Steven A. Smith:
Quite Frankly! This is my second to last finals I will EvA Have!
Quite Frankly, These are the best damn cheetos I've Eva had!
Quite Frankly, I dare any of you any of you to ski better than me. My Grandmother, who grew up in Tascegeuy. Alabama, can do a back flip better than any of your candy asses!
Quite Frankly, I am in the same boat as you. Studying for my Ideas of the First Amendment exam, blech. Only of the semester though...Quote:
Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
None of you are drunk.
Your posts are too long.
Fucking posers.
Eat a dick.
Yeah, well, I just got fucked in the ass, HARD, by a fifteen year old girl from San Diego. With no lube, the vicious little bitch.
And it all happened on e-bay. "IT" indeed, fucking little roxy-wearing cunt.:FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil
rideit wears roxy?
I knew snowboarders were gay :FIREdevil
I'm quasicoherent until I can't see striaght. at that point I don't type.
How did you possibly guess that I have a VERY healthy buzz going right now? How, oh how?
HA...The Reverend Horton Heat just came on with 'Martini Time on XM 12 this very second...god work's in mysterious ways!
Man, I wish I could play as half as wicked as the reverend. But then I might half to be half as ugly...oohh...trade-offs are a bitch.
Fuck, that dude can play.
MattRink.com
Flush with the excitement of finishing exams and returning back to Denver I just pwn3d the airport bar, downing three Makers over ice in the last half hour. The bark33p cut me off and sent me to my gate.
I kno you wife has a very god sense of humor but my god man! I hope she does not read what ou post around here, 37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottle of beer. Take one down blah,blag, blah...36 bottles of beer on theea wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Well, um, er, uh, I haven't been indulging in this thread, and, well, though I am drunk, I am shocked at rideit's unabashed coarseness........... no wait aminnit, I don't give a shit, that was funny. :biggrin: :wink:
Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Did she hurt you?
Perhaps it was the yellow poka dotted swimsuit that caused him to send you walking? :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
It's the most wonderful time of the year....
.........................................
hey! remember? we want more pictures from you...Quote:
Originally Posted by asandygal
Sober-ish follow up...this little girl won a pair of brand new $250 Burton snowboard boots from me, for $21.00....and then got in a bitch session about shipping being $4.00 more than the random postage calculator. I couldn't believe it. I sent her the boots, and I didn't even crap in them first. Man, that was my very first e-bay bomb in $85,000.00 worth of internet transactions...I was pissed! She is probably gonna give me bad feedback, too!
^^PBH^^^
Psycho
Bitch from
Hell
Shoulda got someone with foot fungus to walk around in them all day before you shipped them out...
peace,
D.
36 bpott;e ber pont eh wall 36 bothles beer, drinkone dowm passklthen aroufcn, 35 bortrles ofed beer on the wall...damn cool wham yow donet hae t0o eddit yoa shit.
back to ya ghee--hope aye getting soem snow form thias system her in CO...be up to visit you thsi Febtrary with WTp fopr OScoal.
pae av,
D.
fuck, I lsots ny fuckmbeer.
goddamit, wherd I putn ym fuckihnbeer???
Ughhgrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I dont know whats hapeningk
i just did all my xmas shopping at the liquor store. 'bout 50 mini-bottles for the co-workers. yet, i open'd their presents early and drank all the good stuff. looks like i'll be giving COCKSPUR RUM to our accounting group cuz I just polished off the chivas regal.
I just signed in... for the 5th time...as I kept getting rejected.. (thank X for the DELETE key... as I can't say GOD or I might be ...
Stream of conscienous (sp?) here... do any of you have politically correct jobs where you can't say "Merry CHRISTMAS"??? (i cant tell you how long it took me to type that without spelling errors..)...
Okay.. this is the padded room... where we are supposed to get drunk and post "as much as we can"... but I use my backspace key more here than anywhere....
sorry to all the drunken fools... jsut know that I am drunker than I seem.......
Oh... AND by the way... *=(shit..... I keep using the backspace key.... if we didn't NO one could understand a single word...)
anyway... Bodhi, I thought you were on your way to Colorado? Have a great trip (BTW,,,) *
okay... I'm off the computer for the night... the backspace key ihas been used and abused... :)
My buddy's wife got me a 12ver of Yuengling 22s as a Xmas gidft. You know what, she's aiight.
Not as terribly drunk as I should be, but just curious....head from an ugly girl is still head, right?
Yes. Same for fat chicks.
As an aside, seeing this thread reminded me that I had a 4th, cold and open beer hiding behind the screen of my laptop!! :yourock:
I'm currently sober but have a jar (ya thats right a jar) of hutterite wine on top of the fridge. Think I should drink it?
Its my dick in a box! Its my dick in a box, girl...
argh.
holidays!
Hic
Hic
up
Blue
35 boththle beer ont eh walslls...
eopace,
De
i am hammered and got a fuzzy reversible racoon hat for my christmas present from my sister.
also, a browning hat from the lumber store and that also is the name of a fancy private school in manhattan which will be funny wearing it in nyc because it is for guns and not schools
Becks Premium Light. About the only thing that can stay down after 4 plate fulls of taters and pork and 3 deserts. :D
I've had at least 5 different kinds of whiskey today and won't go to bed until I have 5 more damnit. Flu season can sucka dez nuts. Peas.
Must.
Consume.
More.
DRIIIINK.
so..l....first contributiuon to this historic thread....i think.....anwyay, hope everyone has a happy devcember 25th!!!!