Quotes from the Chairlift: 05-06 Edition

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Originally Posted by skibum193

so not from the chairlift, but an astounding experience. this girl asks me to have dinner with her, pretty stoked, said she skied, was from CO (im in boulder) and was pretty cute. at dinner, she proclaims she prefers moguls over powder because it's too much work... just about shit myself, haha

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Der pooper??

Everyone has heard this, but it is funny and pisses me off everytime.

On the lift the guy sitting next to you says, "Powder skis, huh? Gonna need those today, right."

Just wanna say something like,"Well I don't need them, in fact I'm so goddamn good that I could be skiing with a 2x4 duct taped to each foot, but I thought that too many people would ask me what I'm doing."