pasucks' neighbor's dog once took out a restraining order on him.
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pasucks' neighbor's dog once took out a restraining order on him.
When PaSucks violated the restraining order, Vinz was the first officer to respond and promptly fell in love with the dog.
Monique's avatar is actually a dude lifting a girls' skirt with his boner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
She's kinky like that. :yourock:
13 doesn't realize that its only 4:20
peterslovo gets pro form on astro glide
And YetiMan is trying to work out something similar as he likes to bath himself in astro glide and slide naked across his kitchen floor on Friday nights.Quote:
Originally Posted by YetiMan
it was girlski's idea, i just played along because rabbits are cuddly.
Tired of the rabbits and driven insane by jealousy, YetiMan boiled the bunnies in a pot on his married girlfriend's stove.
Monique really IS the French chick from Better Off Dead, and she kicked YetiMan's ass on the K-12.
Plakespear is really a famous shredder hitchiking his way across the USA. Plucked his eyebrows, shaved his legs...
Schindler piste is really a nazi masquerading as a skier/defender of victims of despotism.
Unable to hide his secret, Bill Brasky! is exposed for the jong he truly is.
InspectorGadget he did, but he got slapped.
Blurred voted for Nader in 2000.
Plakespear is actually Plake's vegetable... not a fruit at all.
Bill Brasky! is a fucking JONG
AKPM is pimpin' the whole of the Juneau Cheer Leading Squad.
edg
edg made the tracks game from a spin-off of a porn movie.
Zeedashbo just wants to be held. Is that too much to ask?
addict is the chief of a small island tribe in the south west pacific.
Subtle Plague isn't subtle at all. He's down-right outspoken bubonic.
edg
damn you! using words i do not know ! and im not the "most common form of plague" ;)
and edg isn't really some teen from the british isles. in fact he is the uncle of the japanese empress and sells worn underwear in tokio !
Subtle Plague is about to get his German License revoked. Sadly he does not like beer OR wine - a basic requrement for membership.
Tipster would be glad if he could drink at all. But according to the rules of his satanistic sect he is only allowed to drink blood. So he constantly follows all the drunkards in town wearing false vampire teeth.
Subtle Plague has accidently uncovered the reason for those two small holes in EP's next after riding the Green Dragon at tipp's.
Edit because I don't understand the game : Subtle Plague is really a Soviet Sleeper Cell (oh, yeah, check the sibelence) getting read for the second coming of lenin.
edg
edg disguises nonsensical babble as higly elaborate public school gibberish.
Edg compulsively arranges everything by order of length and chemical composition. Nerds do that you know.
tippster tried to avoid being run over by a slug, but he failed miserably because of his long reaction time.
The difference between Subtle Plague and an athlete is well, not so subtle.
Tippster puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again.
PaSucks actually prefers Seven Springs to Snowbird.
Plakespear knows this because he is a Seven Springs lifer. Goosebumps makes him shit his pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plakespear
cj001f sucks at Grand Theft Auto because he can't stop searching for male prostitutes that specialize in tugjobs.
cj001F can't see anything but his own reflection in those sunglasses, and he's okay with that.
Monique gets pleasure from kicking the opposite sex in the balls
mrryde has never actually tasted alcohol.
Steezus christ is about as steezy as George Muresan on snowlerblades...
Z is not Manuel. Hmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Z
Z and Garnshit fantasize about singing country and western duets together while gazing longingly into each others eyes.
(Man, I wish I had seen this on Friday.)
Teledave once felt up Dolly Parton in the Ski Gatlinburg tram.