It's not current, but it's my latest--
OOPS! God Damnit--
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Rip it apart. Go to the junk yard for parts. The frame is straight. The drivetrain is fucking new for crying out loud.
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Add some bondo. Sand it. Just make it straight for fucks sake.
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Drop it off at a paint shop. "Just make it orange again."
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Reupholster things that can be done for the cheap. Buys some sheep skin because Fuck those seats.
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Install new carpet. Add some speakers. You're going to sleep and fuck back here, right?
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And BAM-- Move to Montana. Ski a bit.
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God fucking damnit. Are you kidding me?
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Of course I didn't install a roll cage. What, do you think I didn't learn my lesson the first time?
Of course I didn't buy collision insurance-- if I wreck it, I'll just fix it myself. I'm sure as shit not going to total it again. Been down that road.
Fuck me. Fuck this truck. Luck doesn't come in threes. If I crash this thing again, it'll fucking kill me. That's its goal.