The Gaper Spirit Animal

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02-25-2012, 09:39 AM
TahoeJ

I think it's safe to say his edits will probably have a continuous quadruple split screen. Although, we do need a front shot of this mythical beast to see if he has a go-pro chest mount as well.

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Originally Posted by Ivan Oder

No dude, you need to befriend him, hold out a handful of microsd cards and stand very still.

We want to see what his video edits look like...
02-25-2012, 10:45 AM
Son-of-Pbville

http://www.kgspottery.com/telesafari...8/who_what.jpg

wait, is that NAZI MAN on the right? GET YOUR SHIT! GET YOUR SHIT! GET YOUR SHIT!!!!

RAWWRARWRARRR I CALL ON YOU GAPER SPIRIT ANIMAL
02-25-2012, 11:01 AM
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

This is UNREAL! I can't help laugh so hard.

And you all know who would be very proud of this guy.....

http://unofficialnetworks.com/wp-con.../SaucerBoy.jpg
02-25-2012, 12:47 PM
skioride

Where did you get my picture? :eek:
02-25-2012, 01:09 PM
philth

More......
02-25-2012, 01:15 PM
Ted Striker

Quote:

Originally Posted by hgh.mtn.man.

wait, is that NAZI MAN on the right?

I think that guy wears a Darth Vader mask. Seriously.
02-25-2012, 01:38 PM
philth

So as I see it, Leopard man and Bison guy are taking the piss. Being laughed at and laughing at themselves. The GSM, on the otherhand, is deadly serious and fancies himself quite the cocksman on the snow.
02-25-2012, 01:48 PM
lynchdogger

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Originally Posted by single

Are you joking?

tgr has gone soft. this is back to the roots.

Whoever sees him next should check the din on his dukes.

Perfect. My bet is 8 or less.

This thread is damn funny. Anyone who thinks not needs to lighten up. Lighten up Francis!
02-25-2012, 01:53 PM
thudder

Quote:

Originally Posted by hgh.mtn.man.

Starting with a shared strange experience and a few pictures to raise awareness of the rarity and majesty of the beloved Gaper Spirit Animal, followed by more sightings as GSA fever caught on, to truly dazzling commemorative art (which will go right next to my obama plate btw) and a theme song.

The odds for all of these events to occur are low.

It all points to one thing - GSA is real and loves us.

Why else would he "crucify" himself to make us laugh so hard?
Why would he show himself so readily?
How did he know that this was the right moment to reveal his glory?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW, but recent sightings only hearten the faithful that GSA will lead us to the promise land.

Go FORTH and spread the good word that the GSA embodies hope, for so many. Gapers, trolls, maggots, "nice" bloggers, gays, straights, nonbelievers, and even a few douches all unite in praise. Only a truly powerfully powerful power could achieve all that with possibly 3 gopros and a contour.

GSA is GREAT.
And So IT IS.

Preach it! When does the Church of the Holy and Sanctified Gaper Spirit Animal start meeting?
02-25-2012, 03:07 PM
Slaag Master

http://www.tgrmedia.com/i.ashx?i=htt....jpg&w=640&h=0

.....the bliss brothers
02-25-2012, 03:16 PM
chatton18

Quote:

Originally Posted by philth

So as I see it, Leopard man and Bison guy are taking the piss. Being laughed at and laughing at themselves. The GSM, on the otherhand, is deadly serious and fancies himself quite the cocksman on the snow.

I agree, thats what makes him incredible. there are a lot of guys that dress up like jackasses to be funny or because they dont care and then there is the gaper spirit animal
02-25-2012, 06:02 PM
f2f

no love for the post-PMS kid? :nonono2:
02-25-2012, 07:23 PM
snowmonster

No GSA sighting at Stowe today. Anybody ski Killington? Maybe this guy just skis out west.
02-25-2012, 07:41 PM
philth

Quote:

No GSA sighting at Stowe today. Anybody ski Killington? Maybe this guy just skis out west.

I'm thinking maybe Stratton, Windham, Jimminy Peak or Okemo. Favorites of the canyon dwellers of Wall Street where this mythical beast resides.
02-25-2012, 07:55 PM
MakersTeleMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by philth

I'm thinking maybe Stratton, Windham, Jimminy Peak or Okemo. Favorites of the canyon dwellers of Wall Street where this mythical beast resides.

AK Moran.
02-25-2012, 08:12 PM
philth

AK is GSA's epic season ending trip. Where all its gopros, biners, skins, beacon, shovie, probe, harness, more biners, pack will get lightly used. Except for the biners, shovie, probe, beacon and pack and skins. It will wear the the shit out of the batts in the gopros though.
02-25-2012, 08:16 PM
baron

[QUOTE=lynchdogger;3560664]Perfect. My bet is 8 or less on the din

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din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS
02-25-2012, 08:36 PM
montanaskier

wonder if he has a strobe light?
02-25-2012, 08:48 PM
Son-of-Pbville

Quote:

Originally Posted by baron

din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

Ahem.... That was pretty gapertastic. You are wise in the art. Possibly a GSA apprentice?
02-25-2012, 11:04 PM
daviski

Quote:

Originally Posted by montanaskier

wonder if he has a strobe light?

and a disco ball, for the Huts
02-26-2012, 06:55 AM
Captain Anal

[QUOTE=baron;3560968]

Quote:

Originally Posted by lynchdogger

Perfect. My bet is 8 or less on the din

QUOTE]
din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

So do you weigh 80 lbs or by 'expert' terrain do you mean the race trail at a midwest mole hill?

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02-26-2012, 07:00 AM
baron

[QUOTE=Captain Anal;3561221]

Quote:

Originally Posted by baron

So do you weigh 80 lbs or by 'expert' terrain do you mean the race trail at a midwest mole hill?

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w over 100 posts ,I think you'd know better...155 lb lvl1 skier uses setting of about 8
02-26-2012, 07:13 AM
philth

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w over 100 posts ,I think you'd know better...155 lb lvl1 skier uses setting of about 8

This thread is quickly losing its Hall of Fame potential.
02-26-2012, 08:21 AM
flatNshallow

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Originally Posted by cunners

...
He's kind of a 21st century jackalope...

..the mythical Gapealope?
02-26-2012, 08:25 AM
baron

this thread always sucked;isolating one person with a bandwagon of shit,some was way funny....BUT, do unto others motherfuckers.......next somebody's going to tattoo numbers on this guy arm and put him in a camp?
02-26-2012, 09:02 AM
jaja111

^^^^^^^ Thread goes from the best shit I've ever seen to the above post, being the most retarded thing I've ever seen here.
02-26-2012, 09:11 AM
philth

This thread was winning till this

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din setting dosent help shitty skiers. helps when in ruts, landing jumps ,poppin lips,and TRaverse dips.I ski expert terrain w/ setting of 7-9 and NEVER EJECT.I do need higher setting for deep POW jumps. ANYWAY, THIS GUY IS JUST HOLDING UP HIS PANTS W/ THAT HARNESS,SO NOT TO LOOK LIKE A BAGGY -PANTFAG ...KUDOS

Really? You started lecturing folks on DIN settings? Then you compare this thread to the Holocaust.

Are you a 1st year customer service specialists at REI by chance?
02-26-2012, 09:12 AM
philth

JaJa speaks truth.
02-26-2012, 09:36 AM
Soups

Quote:

Originally Posted by baron

this thread always sucked;isolating one person with a bandwagon of shit,some was way funny....BUT, do unto others motherfuckers.......next somebody's going to tattoo numbers on this guy arm and put him in a camp?

Fuck off

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02-26-2012, 09:39 AM
Tunco

Ve hafe vays of making you ski.
02-26-2012, 11:11 AM
thudder

Quote:

Originally Posted by philth

This thread was winning till this

Really? You started lecturing folks on DIN settings? Then you compare this thread to the Holocaust.

Are you a 1st year customer service specialists at REI by chance?

This thread must be touching a nerve. I wonder if there's a whole pantheon of lesser GSA's out there who feel neglected?
02-26-2012, 11:17 AM
Son-of-Pbville

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunco

Ve hafe vays of making you ski.

HAHAHAHAHA. Tip of the hat to you sir.

Baron, it is obvious to everyone except you, that you are stupid. Like first cousins were fair game in your lineage stupid. STFU already. EDIT - Lets add thudder to that as well.

Back to the point-
Straight from Merriam-Webster:

Gaper - 1) one who gapes

It couldn't be stated more clearly.
02-26-2012, 03:05 PM
baron

Hella funny ,people think they can talk mega shit WHEN TREY ARE TYPING; I disapprove of this TR ,cause talking shit is for Pussies.This TR is all that and more,bandfest of shitstalk and ridicule.My mosh pit is always open!
02-26-2012, 03:59 PM
PhilM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baron

I disapprove of this TR

Suggest you fuck off then...
02-26-2012, 04:10 PM
baron

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhilM

Suggest you fuck off then...

America ,deuchebag....rename this the commie- pinko TR
02-26-2012, 04:18 PM
that dude who did that thing

I don't know, I'm just a JONG but I think this baron dude lecturing people INCORRECTLY about DIN settings has its own HoF potential.

It's like we had to bring actual gape in, so that we could properly pay respect to the holy mystery of the GSA.

BTW, I took a bunch of kids to the "tubing hill" yesterday. While there, I saw a guy who was pretty clearly not a skier. His coat had, in giant letters across the back, the name of some dude I was later informed is a pro wrestler, and, sure enough, he came to the tubing hill with his go-pro on a headband. I thought he might be a distant, non-skiing relation of the GSA.
02-26-2012, 04:24 PM
stuckathuntermtn

I was gonna type something witty, but this app is being shitty.

Sent from my DROID2
02-26-2012, 04:40 PM
idiot

Is it possible that baron is the GSA
02-26-2012, 05:29 PM
biff chalupa

Quote:

Originally Posted by idiot

Is it possible that baron is the GSA

No. It's not.
02-26-2012, 06:27 PM
phishstx

I'm wondering if GSA has been at some of the NYC film premieres, within mere feet of any number of us, disguising his true self beneath a Patagonia vest and a layer of pomade.

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