Totally dude. More awesome 'sports' like car driving would make it better.
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Totally dude. More awesome 'sports' like car driving would make it better.
Because they are fucking idiots, that's why. Despite there being some great soccer games on in the middle of the day that they have to the rights to they'll put some dickbag babbling on about the draft or sportscenter or something else stupid.
Oh, fuck Comcast too. Because of some little snit between them and ESPN my cable local subscribers can't watch watchespn.com. But it's "coming soon to XFinity subscribers". Seriously - no legal way to watch the live content you want? No fucking wonder people pirate dumbasses.
Buddy forwarded this ESPN story to me today.
It has all the hallmarks of what ESPN stands for these days: LeBron, a twitter argument, a shoe designer, and non-apology apologies. It's fucking TMZ.
http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story...bulls-torn-acl
ESPN is only good for the comments people post.
ESPN Intern: Junior Seau is dead sir. Should we do breaking news right now?
ESPN programmer: Did he have anything to do with Tim Tebow, like give him advice or shake his hand?
ESPN Intern: I'm not sure sir.
ESPN programmer: Well find that out and get back to me. In the meantime run the story about how Jeremy Lin flexed his knee 4 times today.
Side note, way to be classy with this blurb at the very end of the Seau article:
"Seau is the eighth member of the 1994 Chargers, who reached the Super Bowl and lost to to the San Francisco 49ers, to die at a young age. He was predeceased by Chris Mims, David Griggs, Rodney Culver, Lewis Bush, Curtis Whitley, Shawn Lee and Doug Miller."
Rick Reilly has ruined every PGA Tour Major for me. RUINED. That guy sucks. I do not care how LeBron and Tiger are similar in their careers. Give me a break. Go back to writing crappy magazine articles.
his $3mil/year contract is up this summer i read. i'm not a prayin man and i'm not a god fearin man, but we should all get down on our knees and bow our heads and ask the dear lord to stop espn from reupping. i mean, doesn't grantland have enough bullshit articles in it to make reilly redundant and way too expensive?
Reilly is a lucky man. He was able to position himself in between the dick swinging of the preppie assholes at Sports Illustrated and the new, crass money at ESPN, and let the auctioning begin. (disclosure: I worked for the former, and saw it up close when ESPN started their magazine. Amazing how Ivy leaguers turn into frothing frat boys when the firm is faced with new competition). I'm pretty sure that the icing on the cake from ESPN was the promise of screenplays and TV presence for the fellow, but that isn't working out too well. Hope he saved his money, because he may be out of work soon, and certainly can't go back to SI.
He's from Boulder what the fuck do you expect.
Cuban tees off on Bayless
Mel Kiper Jr. He has the same hairstylist as Kim Jong il.
I've never heard S A Smith quiet for that long in his life. I grew up in Dallas where he got his start and pretty much everyone down there hates him. He called himself the Howard Cossell of his generation LOL
Pretty stoked I bug you that much, guy.
i've got it! mugly, named after the world's ugliest dog!
World’s Ugliest Dog Is Fucking Ugly
http://jezebel.com/5920772/worlds-ug...s-fucking-ugly
Keep ignoring me , you're doing a great job.
I'm just going to preemptively say that Chris Berman is going to make watching the Home Run Derby on Monday unbearable with the sound on.
ESPN is trying to ruin watching Tennis Majors for us aren't they?
The NFL network tonight [that happens to be named ESPN] choked down a 45 second piece on Andy Roddick announcing his retirement.
They did get one thing right though:
They named Brooklyn Decker as his final, grand achievement.
How about the $8 or so dollars it adds to my cable bill every month.
It should be a premium channel.
It's a fucking disgrace.
This morning's coverage of 2 of the best matches all tourney consisted of a total of 3 shots, followed by a 10 min fluff piece with Amare Stoudemire shooting hoops while talking about his injured hand, Jeremy Lin, and working with Hakeem.
I get angry every time I watch.
Yes ESPN sucks, but this made me LOL a little bit.
Shouldve been in lord of the rings.
Startling.
Sportscenter spent more time covering the Giants-Bucs last minute "controversy" than they did covering any one of the actual games. What a fucking joke.
Just another layer to my onion.
Anyone notice Chucky spent approximately 40 minutes during MNF complaining about the scab refs? It's not like there were other big stories going on at the time like, say, their golden boy Peyton throwing 3 picks in the first quarter...
Yeah, we get it, they're replacement refs and they're getting adjusted. If they took too long to make a call Chucky bitched, too little deliberation Chucky bitched, Atlanta scored Chucky bitched...
The NFL draft isn't for another 7+ months.
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4...0201209192.jpg
On the bright side they're using Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge" in a promo for some shit or other. Well, about a bar of it.
Here's the rest: