I think I see a new bachelor party novelty for the strippers....
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I think I see a new bachelor party novelty for the strippers....
that was great! hahaha
Funny, yet intriguing !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by s.p.c
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. :the_finge Can you get someone to translate this into meaningful English before you post, please? :fuckyou: Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold wit does not redeem your craven incoherent words.Quote:
Originally Posted by s.p.c
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. :p You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. :tongue: :tongue: Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." :eek:
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. No, come to think of it, you would. :fm:
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails. :cool: :cool: :cool:
spc + 10
lg15 - 10
game on.
believe it or not i am a real person. i have ppl to even back that up
CoreShot - guess Phunk's large font (on PAGE ONE) wasn't large enough for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by phUnk
Nope. didnt care enough to read the whole thread. that's all.Quote:
Originally Posted by yogachik
kinda surpised this lame thread keeps on going.
Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another.:eek: :eek: Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by powderchick
You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. :fuckyou: :fuckyou: Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." :fmicon:
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. :wink: :wink: I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? :the_finge :the_finge Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Nah, of course you would. :fmicon: :fmicon:
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing. :biggrin: When you're ready for your stretch pant makeover holla!
ppl? naked pics. we want naked pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by powderchick
http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...treet+lobotomy+
real original, LG15.
fashion tip post preservation serviceQuote:
Originally Posted by lax
i dont know about the rest of you, but i kinda want to see her in some tight pants.....or without. who gives a fuck about outdated fashion?
You can use rear entry if you want. :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by lonelygirl15
This is about stir-ups not strap-ons you kinky freak. :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by s.p.c