Skier Pick-Up Lines

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Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

Retro J. Giles reference: "Take off those plastic boots, baby. I want to suck on your toes."

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Hahaha. I believe it's, "Take out your false teeth mama, I want to suck on your gums." That's been my dad's go to lyric since I was a kid. He laughs so hard at himself after singing it in public too. J. Geils Band rocks.

gonna get up today?

zit flat?

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Originally Posted by Blurred

She said she wanted 12" hard and wanted it to hurt.
















I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.

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Winner

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Winner

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That’s Dice. Not Blurred


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Originally Posted by AK47bp

That’s Dice. Not Blurred


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Well of course.

I don’t think blurred ever had an original thought.