I have a personal policy that every time I take out the garbage, I go through the fridge. You're married, so that won't work, but it does as a personal policy you could institute.
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I have a personal policy that every time I take out the garbage, I go through the fridge. You're married, so that won't work, but it does as a personal policy you could institute.
I would rather that then my code date fanatic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
I hope you don’t shop at Traders Joes.Quote:
Originally Posted by powdrhound
Shits usually expired by the time you’re back to the car.
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Eat that fucking jalapeno and then leave the *empty* jar in the fridge. See how she deals with that. Take video. :fmicon:Quote:
Originally Posted by Boissal
She wouldn’t care is my guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
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I'd leave it in the bathroom. She obviously has fridge issues.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Oh there are other empty jars in the fridge, I should do a timelapse showing them being ignored for days until I finally deal with them cause I don't have the patient to push the experiment further :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Start filling them with other things, like peanuts and crackers and shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boissal
Oh shit the "best by" dates kill me. The amount of perfectly edible stuff that gets tossed when I'm not looking is re..., it's re..., it's fuckin' re-re is what it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by powdrhound
I think we have clearly established the need for multiple fridges.
Separate houses would probably be best.
The doghouse?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Got a laminator? Print off a bunch of portraits of your wife, laminate, and place in empty jars. Record reaction.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
I just need to win the lottery :fmicon:Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
I think pics of grossly fat chicks would create a better reaction. Fat shame them into compliance.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCMtnHound
I think, in that case, it's called "divorce"Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
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FKNA man, so glad I don't deal with that shit anymore. The not-putting-lids-on-not-closing-bags/cupboards/drawers/windows/doors/toilet lid/EVERYthing used to make me mental.
Like I'd pull the bottle of milk/OJ/A-1 sauce/whatever out of the fridge, give it a shake before using and the lid would fly off and there's be a hudddggggeeeee mess everywhere. On the floor, walls, clothes, etc. God forbid any mention was made lest I become persona non grata for days.
Anyone wanna chime in on the 'one square of TP left on the roll' thing? LORDY! Brought up in a barn I tell ya! :D
Maybe fill them with urine?Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Yasssssss!Quote:
Originally Posted by BCMtnHound
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Yeah this seems like the best option. It’s been working for me for a few years so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Come home from a mtn bike ride and the kitchen looks like the back bar at last call at your favorite dive bar the night before stay at home orders start.
“What the hell is going on?”
“I’m making cocktails for all my gal pals for so and so’s birthday zoom call tomorrow and I’m going to ride my bike around and deliver them tonight in these cute little mason jars.”
“That’s a cool idea. Need me to do anything?”
“Nah, just relax...I bet you’re pooped, it was pretty hot out.”
Cool. I go out to the shed, burn one down, pour a glass of nice bourbon and plop down on the sofa and watch whatever I haven’t watched on Netflix yet.
An hour and a half later, she comes in and asks what’s going on in the kitchen.
“Nothing since you left.”
“I thought it would be nice if you would have done the dishes. This is a mess.”
“Yeah, I’ll remember that the next time I have six or seven buddies over on a bender and we leave things looking like this.”
Then I got up and started doing dishes. She eventually perceived my mood and helped with an apology so there’s that.
doll parts. old clocks. fishing lures.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Katharine Hepburn
You can either be pissed about this forever, or just occasionally clean the fridge. Being passive aggressive about a habit your partner is oblivious to only hurts you as she clearly doesn't care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boissal
Only took me six years to figure this out.
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Originally Posted by oftpiste
put in a bidet 8 weeks ago when the TP shortage happened ... still on the same roll eh