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04-23-2018, 11:42 AM
Bobby Stainless

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Chris Perkins

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WEB EDITOR

Chris Perkins is the Web Editor for Road & Track magazine. He spends his free time tending to a 1996 Mazda Miata and explaining the merits of the Porsche 996 to anyone who'll listen.

Sounds about right.
04-23-2018, 11:54 AM
Bobby Stainless

You know whats better than a 996 GT3? A 997 GT3.

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Originally Posted by Bromontane

I'm sure the underachieving bong salesman knows more about cars than professional drivers.

You know what really matters? I know more than you.

Enjoy the shittiest 911 ever made. Ill enjoy GT3 Cup Cars.
04-23-2018, 12:02 PM
TheSilverSurfer

Epic edouche battle
04-23-2018, 12:05 PM
Bobby Stainless

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Originally Posted by Bromontane

You own a cup car? That's great, congrats!

400k race car? Hardly. I let 918 owners pay for my track days.

Shit you will never do.

70mph sweeperrrrrrrrrrs though amirite???
04-23-2018, 12:09 PM
Bobby Stainless

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Originally Posted by Bromontane

I love having the cheapest 911 out there. It's inexpensive so I can flog it. It's fun. It's not there to impress people on the internet (it has bugs on the bumper & chips on the hood - the horror!!!!). Your obsession with trying to use it as some kind of weakness just illustrates what a monumental douchebag you are.

But, go on, keep talking about how awesome you are. You're fooling tons of people.

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04-23-2018, 12:40 PM
Bobby Stainless

Ill get it for you in a few hours.
04-23-2018, 12:42 PM
digitaldeath

My car is 1 of 659

Winning
04-23-2018, 01:06 PM
Bobby Stainless

https://i.imgur.com/KJ4h5ZQ.gif
04-23-2018, 01:09 PM
muted

you guys are weird.
04-23-2018, 01:15 PM
twodogs

Must be slow season at Sbarro?
04-23-2018, 01:41 PM
Timberridge

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Originally Posted by digitaldeath

most parts are cheap and widely available as w210 sold like the biscuits made by icemans wife and daughter

What if they steal the gear shift lever?
04-23-2018, 01:56 PM
My Pet Powder Goat

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Originally Posted by digitaldeath

most parts are cheap and widely available as w210 sold like the biscuits made by icemans wife and daughter

Mercedes, parts, and cheap are three words that never go together, kinda like Bobby, stainless, and humble.

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04-23-2018, 02:00 PM
fatnslow

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Originally Posted by digitaldeath

most parts are cheap and widely available as w210 sold like the biscuits made by icemans wife and daughter

Don't know about the e55 motor or suspension but the regular w210 is pretty easy to work on and source parts. I think if the E55 engine has any major issues people walk away from them at this point. Shops charge a premium to work on Benz regardless of age unless you can find a inexpensive one man shop.
04-23-2018, 02:02 PM
My Pet Powder Goat

Will work for boiled meats?

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04-23-2018, 02:12 PM
PNWbrit

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

What if they steal the gear shift lever?

His insurance will probably write it off as a total loss.
04-23-2018, 02:20 PM
My Pet Powder Goat

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Originally Posted by Bromontane

It's really strange, too, because nearly all the brags relate to things he does not own. So on one hand there's a dbag who brags about meaningless possessions. On the *next level* is a dbag who sniffs the farts of 918 owners, then brags about the smell on a ski forum.

It's some truly baffling, next-level wizardry taking place. Today, we should all salute the grand master on a game well played. A masterful depiction of the odious underbelly of luxury commerce.

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Like this....

I'll bet Dollar to donuts, that's the work truck for velocity Motors and not owned in any way by Bobby.

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Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless

Thinks my Titan is the tow rig. Lol.

https://www.icmag.com/ic/picture.php...tureid=1843349

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04-23-2018, 02:28 PM
Timberridge

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

His insurance will probably write it off as a total loss.

:D:D
04-23-2018, 02:31 PM
Mazderati

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

His insurance will probably write it off as a total loss.

If it's insured.
04-23-2018, 02:32 PM
PNWbrit

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

If it's insured.

You think the knob isn't insured?
04-23-2018, 02:40 PM
PNWbrit

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Originally Posted by Bromontane

You talking about Bobby?

No the other knob. The one with the Mercedes.
04-23-2018, 02:45 PM
Timberridge

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

You think the knob isn't insured?

He should call the General and make sure.

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04-23-2018, 03:05 PM
Bobby Stainless

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Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Like this....

I'll bet Dollar to donuts, that's the work truck for velocity Motors and not owned in any way by Bobby.

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Did you figure that out all by yourself?

Or do you think it made more sense that I owned two trucks?

Just trying to gauge how stupid you are. You did spend 90k on a Cameo.

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Originally Posted by Bromontane

It's really strange, too, because nearly all the brags relate to things he does not own.

Like a Titan that's worth more than your 996? Not really hard to out shine your accomplishments.
04-23-2018, 03:14 PM
Skidog

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Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless

Did you figure that out all by yourself?

Or do you think it made more sense that I owned two trucks?

Just trying to gauge how stupid you are. You did spend 90k on a Cameo.

Like a Titan that's worth more than your 996? Not really hard to out shine your accomplishments.

Na man...if no one said anything it would play like that was another truck you owned. It's how you post it. Just another shining example of how full of shit you are.

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04-23-2018, 03:17 PM
Bunion 2020

^^^ And yet you all continue to feed him.
04-23-2018, 03:19 PM
Bobby Stainless

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Originally Posted by Skidog

Na man...if no one said anything it would play like that was another truck you owned. It's how you post it. Just another shining example of how full of shit you are.

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It was in response to the Dana 44 towing comment and it's a 30-40k truck with 100k miles. Not a Ferrari.

Who gives a shit who owns it? Kind of like a Titan or a 996.

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