Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

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Originally Posted by montanaskier

Lift line at Vail today

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^^^ There's my quote contribution.

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Originally Posted by montanaskier

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Lift line at Vail today


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Swingers that ski?

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"i wish there was more powder"

ya, we all do ....

(second day of chairs, skiing on 3 inches of packed gun snow
and the remnants of 16 inches of the real thing from last week)
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Originally Posted by romeo tango

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"i wish there was more powder"

ya, we all do ....

(second day of chairs, skiing on 3 inches of packed gun snow
and the remnants of 16 inches of the real thing from last week)
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A quick scan of this thread would tell you that there are a whole lotta folks who don't wish there was more powder, although to be fair they wouldn't likely be included in "we".

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if what you say is true,
the Overlords will not be pleased ....

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Originally Posted by romeo tango

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if what you say is true,
the Overlords will not be pleased ....

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I was thinking of all the posts about gapers complaining about powder. There's one about every other page.

UAN is not a gaper. Click the JH thread and see how many balls deep days he’s had while the rest of us gapers are waiting for snow guns and rope drops.

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Originally Posted by romeo tango

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if what you say is true,
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What's with the decorative periods, gaper?

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I'm fabulous

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Originally Posted by yeahman

What's with the decorative periods, gaper?

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it challenges the viewer to confront their own prejudices
and seek a path to resolution,

or else it's mindless interwebz troll-bait,

either way, it seems to be working ....

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Originally Posted by romeo tango

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it challenges the viewer to confront their own prejudices
and seek a path to resolution,

or else it's mindless interwebz troll-bait,

either way, it seems to be working ....

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SkiJ would be pleased.

Not quite a gaper quote, but it came definitely from the heart. Overheard from the chairlift as someone came crawling out from some dense trees:

- Hey Frank?
- Yeah?
- Fuck you!
- Sorry, man,I didn't think that it would be this hard!

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Originally Posted by Fofo

Not quite a gaper quote, but it came definitely from the heart. Overheard from the chairlift as someone came crawling out from some dense trees:

- Hey Frank?
- Yeah?
- Fuck you!
- Sorry, man,I didn't think that it would be this hard!

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Thats funny AF.

Missed the perfect opportunity for "that's what she said"

Lady with shiny tech setup. Not a scratch. Like pristine first day of the season.
A) Well those sure are shiny
B) Oh thanks, yeah I'm trying to get into Backcountry skiing. Trying to figure out how to make them turn.
A) Cool. Have you been down X?
B) Oh, heh, no I'm still working on greens and blues.

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Originally Posted by Smoova

SkiJ would be pleased.

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skiJ

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Originally Posted by Huskydoc

Lady with shiny tech setup. Not a scratch. Like pristine first day of the season.
A) Well those sure are shiny
B) Oh thanks, yeah I'm trying to get into Backcountry skiing. Trying to figure out how to make them turn.
A) Cool. Have you been down X?
B) Oh, heh, no I'm still working on greens and blues.

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On the upside, she won't be intentionally seeking out avalanche terrain for a long while.

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Originally Posted by Huskydoc

Lady with shiny tech setup. Not a scratch. Like pristine first day of the season.
A) Well those sure are shiny
B) Oh thanks, yeah I'm trying to get into Backcountry skiing. Trying to figure out how to make them turn.
A) Cool. Have you been down X?
B) Oh, heh, no I'm still working on greens and blues.

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I honestly have no problem with this. What’s wrong with knowing you want to tour, then getting the gear and going into a resort to learn first? Seems like the right way to do it

Agreed.


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If she was a friend, and truly a beginner skier, I'd suggest picking up a used setup with alpine binders on the cheap so that knees could remain intact during the inevitable backward twisting fall.

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dude on lift yesterday at Alta, rambling about ski lift emergency power and a lot of other stuff


"it's actually safe to be on a ski lift if it gets hit by Lightning. Since they are grounded you're actually safer on a lift than not on one"

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Originally Posted by bfree

MRNP announces no weekday access to Paradise for the winter.

Fuck that. Pay enough money to attract more staff. It's the government, they can find the money if they actually give a damn.

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Originally Posted by daviski

OK, that would definitely suck,,,,, however I just got off the phone with someone in the office at Whte pass and she said that is NOT the case. She said whether the paradise basin and lifts were open would just be decided by conditions. She was optimistic for weekdays by mid december

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Originally Posted by Norseman

daviski, Paradise on Mt Rainier is different from the inbounds terrain region at White Pass ski area called Paradise Basin

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Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/

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Wow, so cool! What's that? Oh, no, I'm OK, I just got something in my eye.

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Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/

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That was heartwarming for sure.