Meet the Maggots

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Originally Posted by RYAN13

Kind of ironic that new members can't post content with URLs in it if pictures of tits are expected. :confused:

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No-one said it's be easy [emoji12]

We want authentic content straight off your phone. Not some shit you pilfered off of porn hub.

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Originally Posted by RYAN13

I have pictures of your mom's if that will suffice.

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if his mom is your girl friend in happy to see them

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Much lurking, no posting.

Here to say that any powder days beat work days.

I came her a few years back searching for some solly 914s'. Guess I've been sucked into this little vortex of ski bums.

Learned to ski during the blizzard of 1978 pres. day wknd. at Blue Knob Pa. Fairly certain Dad regrets taking me on that trip...he broke his ankle in 2 places just in time for a 9 hr. drive and I became a ski bum, now almost 40 years in.

After 27 seasons in JH, many over a Hundo, I enjoy hearing from a handful of you seasoned skiers in the forums. In particular the Burners, the Elder power skiers, ALL of you hardasses and always relish the skifishbums poetry. I wanna party with you. Come to JH-you I will hook right outta the gates.

Oh yeah, about the tits, I gotta hammer that out so just hang tough. I ain't no spring chicken, Prolly gonna have to bust a move somehow.

My boards: rossi98exp 188, volkl grizz 184, solly sandstorm 186, rossi super7 195, legend pro rider/ 1st gen RR build, 215 DH w,demo clamps for when you show up...

Ok there you are, I'm fixing to flame on so, well, boy Howdy!

See ya in the hut

You're late to the party. Times have changed. Personal pictures of your ball sack is the new ticket of admission.

that’s a great username tho

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Originally Posted by wooley12

You're late to the party. Times have changed. Personal pictures of your ball sack is the new ticket of admission.

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And you have to PM the pics to the forum gatekeeper, Rontele.

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Originally Posted by Danno

And you have to PM the pics to the forum gatekeeper, Rontele.

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FTW!

I suspect a photo of my nuts is gonna feel like a serious kick in the balls to you...but I could manage it.

Put some thought into the username; there are so many choice names and quotes here. Some sugary ones, some peppery and others downright rank. I prefer the latter two.

A couple of targets here that I'm not clued in on for the joke - Rog, rontele, etc. Think I have my bead on BP though. Jesus fuck.

Will look forward to meeting the loc mags; Not really a teamer, but crave smoky ski buds interested in laps at the vill.

Thanks for sayin' hey...Blower for you dogs

I haven't officially introduced myself although I am well accustomed to the tribal nature of this web outpost since my NS days dating back to 2003.

Hail from GA (ATLskiers roommate/childhood friend and oldest skiing buddy), but started skiing at age 2( parents used to live in California and N AZ and were into the sport), spent around 20 days each season during my formative trips going out west with the fam on major holidays and 1 week of summer ski camp on Horstman Glacier (Camp of Champs, World Freeride, High North). Spent a year in Steamboat during a gap year in college and moved back to the South after college where I struggled to log more than 12 or 14 days year. Eventually got fed up with the lack of skiing and moved to Utah last march when I found a relevant/good job in my industry.


Have an Alta Pass this year, ski 189 Dynastar Cham 106 and 185 Line Mr. Pollard's Opus

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Originally Posted by SirHeady

I haven't officially introduced myself although I am well accustomed to the tribal nature of this web outpost since my NS days dating back to 2003.

Hail from GA (ATLskiers roommate/childhood friend and oldest skiing buddy), but started skiing at age 2( parents used to live in California and N AZ and were into the sport), spent around 20 days each season during my formative trips going out west with the fam on major holidays and 1 week of summer ski camp on Horstman Glacier (Camp of Champs, World Freeride, High North). Spent a year in Steamboat during a gap year in college and moved back to the South after college where I struggled to log more than 12 or 14 days year. Eventually got fed up with the lack of skiing and moved to Utah last march when I found a relevant/good job in my industry.


Have an Alta Pass this year, ski 189 Dynastar Cham 106 and 185 Line Mr. Pollard's Opus

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no one has officially told you you're a boring jong and no one cares about you NS past

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It's official

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Originally Posted by RYAN13

I have pictures of my hand, if that will suffice.

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FIFY

oh gosh i am confused, just trying to be able to post in threads, but it will only let me post here and in rules.... so yeah, sorry to be annoying here!

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Originally Posted by emelex

...am confused, but it will only let me...

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Ah, young Fred...
Cherish it, for looking back, you will realize,
It is the best of times, it is the worst of times, it is the age of wisdom, it is the age of foolishness.
It is the epoch of belief, it is the epoch of incredulity, it is the season of Light, it is the season of Darkness.
It is the spring of hope, it is the winter of despair, we have everything before us, and we have nothing before us, at all. But we are all going direct to Heaven.
Hope that helps.

So far it's been colder than a witches tit but it's a great change from the miserable winters in the UK.

I bought a Mad River Glen pass and have ski'd there 5 days so far this season. There seems to be a lot of talk about Magic Mountain, so I'd like to get there at some point this winter.

Cheers

Welcome to the kinder, gentler TGR. Good timing. Or bad?

Stowe , my fave in the northeast

I pretty much showed up here to resell stuff I bought on STP for a big markup, and also I have some brand-new, only-mounted-3-times carving skis I'd like to sell.

That's cool, right? Oh...

Otherwise, I'll keep reading about the mediocre skiing at Alpental while I am sitting in Antarctica.

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Originally Posted by maximusj

Otherwise, I'll keep reading about the mediocre skiing at Alpental while I am sitting in Antarctica.

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XC skier huh?
Someone down there is getting good coffee mailed to them, amirite?

Cross-country snowboarding is really the rage, but I've been focusing more on my skills aboard the ski doos.

The coffee is always a challenge. It definitely disappears quickly. Luckily I am just here for 5 weeks, so I was able to bring enough from NZ (FYI the Oomph blend from Hummingbird is a pretty good brew).

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Cross-country snowboarding is really the rage, .

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https://youtu.be/4w7sVSMbjyM

Scootch leg!

Is it an Olympic event yet?!?


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So confused. Unlike any other forum I’ve been yo

Hello
my name isRiley
I’ve been a “jong” for 10 minutes so far

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Originally Posted by m0a555

So confused. Unlike any other forum I’ve been yo

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the trick is to only be a little bit drunk

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Originally Posted by m0a555

Hello
my name isRiley
I’ve been a “jong” for 10 minutes so far

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But, it says your screenname is Mo' Ass...or at least that's how I'm reading it...
Are you flirting?

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Originally Posted by TurxSki

But, it says your screenname is Mo' Ass...or at least that's how I'm reading it...
Are you flirting?

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That's weird. It looks like it says JONG to me.

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Originally Posted by m0a555

Hello
my name isRiley
I’ve been a “jong” for 10 minutes so far

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you seem like the type that will be a jong for a lot more than 10 mins. if you don't know the rules PM rontelle he's got loads of inside info

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whats up I'm kami and I like to party

Shouldn't that be pahhhhtaaaaay?
Or part-eh if you're Canadian?

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Originally Posted by kami

whats up I'm kami and I like to party

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prove it

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Originally Posted by jwright22

So far it's been colder than a witches tit but it's a great change from the miserable winters in the UK.

I bought a Mad River Glen pass and have ski'd there 5 days so far this season. There seems to be a lot of talk about Magic Mountain, so I'd like to get there at some point this winter.

Cheers

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Nice work lime juicer. MRG is a fine hill.

Go to Magic, tell em Garyfromterrace sent you. Oh and can you post some revealing/compromising photos of your wife or GF please. Thank you.

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Originally Posted by garyfromterrace

Oh and can you post some revealing/compromising photos of your wife or GF please. Thank you.

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That was the nicest way to ask “Tits or GTFO”.

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Originally Posted by nutmegchoi

That was the nicest way to ask “Tits or GTFO”.

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some times it's nice to be nice

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Yeah, like it's ever worked for me. Hey wait..... there was this one time...

Hi all, new guy here from upstate New York.

Go on a quest. Travel to Hilton and procure the driver toes off of the skis. Sell them to me on gear swap for $10 shipped.

https://rochester.craigslist.org/spo...421588136.html

That's about three and a half hours west of my place, and I got work tomorrow.