Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

www.newsweek.com/people-are-scared-buying-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-pandemic-fears-new-poll-show

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I've been hoarding limes. I'm told they make Corona better.

Damn....this just out from County Emergency Management. Looks like my animals are going to have to fend for themselves until I can get a hazmat suit:

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Ice, how do you get the limes to stay put over your nose and mouth?

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Originally Posted by BGnight

They're disposable masks. Pretty sure it's not rocket science. Lighten up Francis.

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There's a fit test that involves an acrid smoke. If you can smell it you cough and the fit is incorrect. An N95 worked fine for me for BSL3, but didn't fit correct on 4/6 being tested at the same time.

Between Mofro and Summit, this is the place to come for info if the shit really hits the fan.

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Originally Posted by Mofro261

There's a fit test that involves an acrid smoke. If you can smell it you cough and the fit is incorrect. An N95 worked fine for me for BSL3, but didn't fit correct on 4/6 being tested at the same time.

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Huh. Same way they pick the next pope.

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

www.newsweek.com/people-are-scared-buying-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-pandemic-fears-new-poll-show

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If we can't provide the world medical relief at least we can provide comedic:

Americans are avoiding Corona beer because of the coronavirus and it explains so much



https://scontent.fhhr1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...ea&oe=5EF812AA

Pfft. They'll be long gone enjoying their masks and steaks while we fight for the last bottle of Mt. Dew at the Wal Marts with the rest of the unprepared.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Pfft. They'll be long gone enjoying their masks and steaks while we fight for the last bottle of Mt. Dew at the Wal Marts with the rest of the unprepared.

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This shit is enough to turn you into a prepper - not because of the virus, but because of the actual preppers potentially freaking out and buying everything in the store.

Ice, have you considered anchoring the boat a safe distance offshore and just living off the sea until this blows over? You got the scurvy thing covered with the limes.

You gotta prep to beat the preppers....

https://i.imgur.com/csYpxzU.jpg

All the preppie prep preppers are stocking up on Sperry Topsiders for their liveaboards.

Buy toilet paper. You can then trade it for masks when society breaks down.

When society breaks down you don’t use TP, you use the cut off dead hands of your victims. You’d be one of mine as I snuck up on you wiping your ass #protip.


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This guy needs to do a coronavirus update:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU

Coronavirus point man Pence is on it... On his way to a fundraiser in Florida.

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Originally Posted by KQ

Damn....this just out from County Emergency Management. Looks like my animals are going to have to fend for themselves until I can get a hazmat suit:

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But sheep are so soft. What?

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Originally Posted by ColMan

Coronavirus point man Pence is on it... On his way to a faith healing in Florida.

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Fixed it..

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Originally Posted by ColMan

Coronavirus point man Pence is on it... On his way to a fundraiser in Florida.

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Yeah, but he's praying a lot for the virus to go away. What else do you want from him?

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Originally Posted by BGnight

Your statement was insanely condescending, pompous, and most of all, retarded. And now you've thrown in some racism. You're the epitome of a bigot. So people that are smart enough to store food and emergency supplies for a month or two are racist white trash? Seriously, fuck you bro. You're not fit to breathe the same air as me. Someone needs to fuck you up and knock some sense in to you. Racist prick. "Preppers" live in literally every nook and cranny of the country and are probably the type of people who would help out a dipshit neighbor like yourself who doesn't deserve it.

And if you're white, you're even more pathetic of a human.

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Originally Posted by The AD

All the preppie prep preppers are stocking up on Sperry Topsiders for their liveaboards.

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Checking in.

Well, except for the prepper part. I’m going to just trade and barter with Sperrys in the new post-apocalyptic world.

Wow, a bunch of new countries are now reporting their first positive cases:

Lithuania
Estonia
Nigeria
Denmark
Netherlands
And now... Iceland

Hopefully these people were all self-quarantined beforehand.

This is NOT a SNL skit.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1233423437286211585

Just awesome ^^ comments are gold Jerry, Gold!

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Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

This is NOT a SNL skit.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1233423437286211585

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Wtf! Humans are dumb. Can’t believe with his cough, he took a drink of his kids water only to give it back, ffs.