Many moons ago, I worked at a small airport where the tower controllers were Fred and Barney.
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Many moons ago, I worked at a small airport where the tower controllers were Fred and Barney.
I know. But I'm still worried about Bill and Ted.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Mr. Felix Longas LaFuente from Spain sent me a fax today and only to me, it's completely confidential. I can receive 50% of $18.5M in abandoned funds left by a family with no heirs that was tragically killed in a car accident in Portugal while on holiday.
He's going to send me all the secret, classified information that I need to claim it.
I am feeling really good about this.
“You telling me how to do that is like Michael Jackson telling Neil Armstrong how to moon walk”
I was just reading a paper, and took my finger and slid it down the paper to scroll to the next page.
Amusing
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Lately when I’ve been reading a (paper) book it often takes a moment for me to remember that I can’t place my finger on a word to get the definition to pop up.Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
reminds me of the scene in Being There when Peter Sellers tries to make real life bad guys go away by using the TV remote control.Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
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27 years ago today
https://twitter.com/i/status/1290657261476614149
Like it was yesterday. Class was in session that day. So glorious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Robin definitely got tutored, probably neutered.
^That is fukn hilarious! “Cemento fresco”
makes me so happy
The cabover height on new RVs makes me chuckle. Somebody on here made a comment about how they look like Beavis and Butthead and that is all I see now.
you can never go wrong with “a bat in the house”
always amusing
Got a call with voicemail from the "Sacramento Meropolitan PUD" telling me that our house in Sacramento (area code 916) , where our DIL lives, was going to have the electricity turned off in 30 minutes for unpaid balance. The call came from area code 209, from a 1000 population unincorporated foothill town. C'mon guys--spoofing a 916 area code isn't that hard. If you want me to fall for your scam you have to work for it.
where the house cat gives thanks for the blend of mouse and bird.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Garcia's got a little edge on her, but not much.
Decent dire straits:
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Then the most requested classic:
^ Those are great, but there’s something a little...the tone of that thing sets my teeth on edge.
I usually do a bunch of charitable contributions end of the year by credit card. I can often just use one name--the name on the credit card. My wife complains that her role in the contribution is not acknowledged. So I started using her name instead. Guess who gets all the spam and junk mail.