"No, Seattle is a beautiful cosmopolitan city with snow capped mountains on one side, a big warm lake in the middle, and the Pacific Ocean on the other. You can ski, mountain bike, wakeboard, and kayak all in the same week. We have world class restaurants, major league sports teams, and our violent crime rate is lower than Philadelphia and Pittsburgh"
Old man walking away grumbling, 'liberal idiot... doesn't even know what's going on in his own town...'