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Well good rub and tugs on west Colfax or HavanaQuote:
Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud
Work
Desire to want to live on and be part of the real colorado called the front range
Entertainment and exercise
Small mtn towns w ski resorts suck dick
Jerusalem Cafe
Endless mostly I hate breckenridge
Got some recs on that?Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
Drug muleQuote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
Truth. Real Colorado is definetly not Lauren Boebert district. Plus, Real Colorado has Bass Pro Shop.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
Rub & Tugs?Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
Truth. This is something that's not talked about enough. Small mtn towns do suck dick. Who the fuck wants to go to the grocery store and see Fred from work? Fred, you fucking suck and I don't want (or need) to chat with you at the grocery store.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
No idea what this is.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
Breck is like the ski town social media whore. All fucking fluff. Caked with makeup. Always doing the same dumbass TikTok dance and re-posting with the same dumb fucking bathroom mirror background.Quote:
Originally Posted by fastfred
Jerusalem Cafe is great
Jerusalem would be a whole lot better if they could figure out how to have clean bathrooms. Or correct that to say how could I eat there when the cooks use those bathrooms.
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Originally Posted by Rideski
I saw a special on food safety. They asked an health inspector, how patrons could tell if a kitchen was clean. He said to look at the bathrooms.
If they’re not cleaning them, they probably don’t clean the kitchen either.
not my fault 90% of colorado chooses the wrong time and wrong day to drive I70
this weekend should be all time hopefully it snows just enough tomake everyones life living hell
espically the gaper crowd that is gonna show up this weekend to look at pretty snow scupltures I might just get drunk and head down there myself
nice work buddy got me made
totally hate living in a ski town place sucks for sure specially when all the posers fill up town
I'm ski town media whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud
and I bought a chunk of black walnut for my fireplace mantel the other day doug fir just aint doing it check out my insta for photos of ballers at play life and work
jeez get out on the mountain for some laps, fred. things are skiing well right now.
dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by Leshphilling77
just here to be the biggest dip shit on the mtn nothing more
haven't eaten at Jerusalem in over 10 years, don't recall the bathrooms.
bathrooms are nasty place is a shit hole food is top notch specially if you like eating in an old gas station/tent
most people should just never leave there house the real world is scary and dirty and filled with people who don't give a fuck about you
staying at home posting on and constandtly scanning social media is much safer and you can control everything
I'd suggest everyone stay home this weekend
This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.
Or the best one IMOQuote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
You must be lost, this isn't a stoke thread, it's for bitching.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
Colorado doesn't have a regional stoke thread, we're stokeless.
Oh, I get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by adrenalated
I mean, it does spell it out in the title...Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
sorry I was joking around in a bitch thread. carry on.
Serious shit here
Where we try to deepen the divide between front range tunnel trash and mtn people
Better than being feckless, I suppose. Or hairless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Fred, I hope you weren't driving down to Denver this evening...
From Fox 31: A semi-truck crash closed Interstate 70 eastbound Thursday night at Idaho Springs.
Colorado State Patrol tweeted about the crash at 8:12 p.m. and said it would be an “extended closure.”
https://kdvr.com/traffic/semi-rollov...idaho-springs/
I have to go on I70 tomorrow right after the lifts close. I'm skared.
Fuck Safeway tonight. Did they come in a day early? OK, Thursday is the new Friday, but wtf? Can you park straight and not clip my ankles flying through the aisles and not pull a 20 point U turn in the rows at 0.000001 mph while I grab your shoulder and jump over yelling "PERMISO!".
All the remote worker turds who went back to hybrid schedules have fridays off now.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Friday 7:20am and there’s already a maroon red snake on Floyd Hill. Fucking hell.
nope headed west man very soon away from this junk show for awhileQuote:
Originally Posted by andy m
did one trip tuesday so easy
got someone else to do my pick up on wednesday was a little nervous but they came through for me
sucks to be a front range lemming
think I'll get wasted tonight and pee on the snow scupltures and get arrrested
Google Maps shows there's an accident at the bottom of Floyd Hill.Quote:
Originally Posted by The SnowShow