Meet the Maggots

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Originally Posted by NW_SKIER

It's your link

I should be more accepting of your preferences in today's times. I apologize.

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my link but not my anguished cry for companionship .......
just tryin' to help out a fellow mag,
isnt that what the collective is about?

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Originally Posted by shroom

I'd like you, to suck my balls,

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^^^ South Park reference...or did you know that?
(At least think it is. Class?)

Nah, I know better than to ski in jeans.

My first experience with Texans on the snow was at Breck. They seemed to be everywhere, although I don't if there was a lot of 'em, or their accents stood out. Either way, they couldn't ski for shit.

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Originally Posted by Zennan

No please don't hahah for sure a Texan thing and still most Texans won't do that. Your jeans are gonna get soaked, your gonna be freezing, and look kind of like a knucklehead lol.

If ya don't wanna look like a gaper, don't do the jeans at allllll :D

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What kind of advice us that?
Everyone knows major players wear jeans skiing. It's a sign that you never fall over and you don't need the water repellant properties in your ski wear that other less skill skiers need

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Originally Posted by Katmai

I'm new

Grew up skiing and now I haven't been in 10 years. Just booked a trip to BC for March and I'm stoked. Reading this board inspired me to go out again and not be a goddamn gaper or JONG.

Now that I live in Texas, do have to wear jeans when I ski, or is that just a native Texan thing?

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Definitely check the weather reports before you go. If it is looking stormy rain pants over the jeans is certainly appropriate. Make sure to tuck the jeans into your boots thought to avoid any unnecessary resistance.

Hmm...
This seems to be the place to introduce myself. Im Tom, Ive been skiing 17 yrs, and I'm a proud major league JONG. Dunno why it took me this long to joint tgr, there seems to be alot of my kind here. Oh, and SKI THE EAST!!

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Originally Posted by eltoropequeño

Definitely check the weather reports before you go. If it is looking stormy rain pants over the jeans is certainly appropriate. Make sure to tuck the jeans into your boots thought to avoid any unnecessary resistance.

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I bought a pair of bitching red jeans. Time to dominate the terrain park with those bad boys.

hi..... I like to ski.... want to get better....uhhhhhh.... like whiskey....thanks for having me!

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Originally Posted by Sandbox

hi..... I like to ski.... want to get better....uhhhhhh.... like whiskey....thanks for having me!

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Hello Sandbox
Have you PM'd rontele he's sort if the go to instructor round here for advice and tips

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Originally Posted by Rossymcg

Hello Sandbox
Have you PM'd rontele he's sort if the go to instructor round here for advice and tips

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So umm it seems I got 'em posting privileges but I guess I'm gonna drop a line here and say hello to all of you reading this post. So HELLOes! to you!

I'm here to complain about Marker's customer service and you get a bonus video of MAD SHREDDING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCo4q5WQEgY

Guess I'll introduce myself. Been lurking for over a year.

Born and raised Hawaii kid transplanted in California. Proud JONG and reformed surfer Kook. I surf and ski every chance I get. Went on ski trips in Wyoming to Snow King and Grand Targhee as a youngster and fell in love with snow. Boarded for years after high school and decided to give skiing another shot on a whim. Now my boards sit in the garage on the racks.

Just bought my first set skis as an adult to add to my crowded garage of surf and snowboard gear. If you see a JONG in a minivan with a Hawaiian Island chain sticker on his car come say hi.

Howzit brah? Poke squid.

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Originally Posted by splat

Howzit brah? Poke squid.

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If can can. If no-can no-can.

Just wanted to stop in and say hello. I've been sorting through the forums for years now, but finally created an account. Friends call me Dr. Amerithong because I'm working on my PhD and I have been known to wear some questionable clothing from time to time (i.e. American flag man thong, Hooter's girl outfit, Santakini, etc.). I love to ski and I love to have fun, so here's to doing both!

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Originally Posted by Kailua_Boys

Guess I'll introduce myself. Been lurking for over a year.

Born and raised Hawaii kid transplanted in California. Proud JONG and reformed surfer Kook. I surf and ski every chance I get. Went on ski trips in Wyoming to Snow King and Grand Targhee as a youngster and fell in love with snow. Boarded for years after high school and decided to give skiing another shot on a whim. Now my boards sit in the garage on the racks.

Just bought my first set skis as an adult to add to my crowded garage of surf and snowboard gear. If you see a JONG in a minivan with a Hawaiian Island chain sticker on his car come say hi.

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You could have made that whole post a lot shorter and far more interesting with a photo of you girlfriends tits

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Originally Posted by Rossymcg

You could have made that whole post a lot shorter and far more interesting with a photo of you girlfriends tits

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Would showing you my man boobs help?

Hey all - been lurking for a bit but am now in the market for my first AT setup so want to plumb the depths of the gear swap pages.

I'm Los Angeles based and work for a cool outdoor tech company, starting to get into AT, backpacking and taking advantage of SoCal outdoors. Always looking for other rad chicks to adventure with!

That's a lot of rad. You know, for a chick...
Have you checked out SkiDiva or SheJumps?

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Originally Posted by katgnar

Hey all - been lurking for a bit but am now in the market for my first AT setup so want to plumb the depths of the gear swap pages.

I'm Los Angeles based and work for a cool outdoor tech company, starting to get into AT, backpacking and taking advantage of SoCal outdoors. Always looking for other rad chicks to adventure with!

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1st things 1st. Topless photos go a long way around here

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Originally Posted by Rossymcg

1st things 1st. Topless photos go a long way around here

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Eat your hearts out, chuckleheads.

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Originally Posted by Kailua_Boys

Guess I'll introduce myself. Been lurking for over a year.

Born and raised Hawaii kid transplanted in California. Proud JONG and reformed surfer Kook. I surf and ski every chance I get. Went on ski trips in Wyoming to Snow King and Grand Targhee as a youngster and fell in love with snow. Boarded for years after high school and decided to give skiing another shot on a whim. Now my boards sit in the garage on the racks.

Just bought my first set skis as an adult to add to my crowded garage of surf and snowboard gear. If you see a JONG in a minivan with a Hawaiian Island chain sticker on his car come say hi.

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Bet we know some of the same folks. Welcome.

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Originally Posted by katgnar

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Eat your hearts out, chuckleheads.

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Which one are you the blonde or brunette?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw

Glavine EJECTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8hQVUrbHzo

No Quarter 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuNjB-bdoVI

Derp

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Originally Posted by Jerry1

Derp

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What the fuck kind of intro is that Jong!

Come on where are the tits!?

Greetings earthlings,
Been looking around for the last few weeks and decided I want in on the fun. I grew up in socal skiing snow summit groomers with my dad. I took a break (groomers get boring when you ski with dad every time) until high school, when I realized I could look cool if I got twin tips and learned how to hit boxes and rails in the fashion show that is park skiing at mountain high and bear. After a few deep pow days at mammoth in between weekends in the park I realized I was doing it all wrong... Flash forward six years, I'm looking to find the right people to guide me into the world of AT... Hope some of you can help me find the light. Cheers!

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Originally Posted by dr.brule

Greetings earthlings,
Been looking around for the last few weeks and decided I want in on the fun. I grew up in socal skiing snow summit groomers with my dad. I took a break (groomers get boring when you ski with dad every time) until high school, when I realized I could look cool if I got twin tips and learned how to hit boxes and rails in the fashion show that is park skiing at mountain high and bear. After a few deep pow days at mammoth in between weekends in the park I realized I was doing it all wrong... Flash forward six years, I'm looking to find the right people to guide me into the world of AT... Hope some of you can help me find the light. Cheers!

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No one gives a shit about your life story JONG, photos-TITS-yourchick

I'm a recent east coast transplant to Wyoming--a 23 year old skier looking to find an AT setup on the gear swap pages and figure out a solution to my calf-bang/peroneal pain issues. And of course a complete Jong.

Long-long time lurker past 5 years or so. Grew up skiing in Montana, but am now out in California, mainly riding Squaw, Sugar Bowl and Alpine and getting back to SW MT when I can. I recently got into AT and looking to take my Avy 1 in mid-April.

Besides, skiing I also surf and kite.. still kooking it when it comes to surfing but always looking to get better.

I would like to end with I enjoy long walks on the beach and candle light dinners.

No clue where else I could post this, but I just did my first proper one leg squats with both my left and right leg.

Roommate is asleep but I'm sitting here fucking stoked I finally got that shit down, ohhh fuck yah buddy.

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Originally Posted by straightlineorbust

No clue where else I could post this, but I just did my first proper one leg squats with both my left and right leg.

Roommate is asleep but I'm sitting here fucking stoked I finally got that shit down, ohhh fuck yah buddy.

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Tech talk JONG.

Can't turn, won't turn, JONG.

circle. jong.

fuck do i start a thread?

"How the..."

I'm better than you.

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Hey guys. EpicSki migrant here.