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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

I don't understand why there is a room with a clothes washer... and no dryer? You just gonna head out and put the laundry on the line in the back yard? :confused:

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Money laundering, duh

Whole place feels like it was built by a meth kingpin or something.

Looks like a guy that owns a tile company using up the crap inventory on a flip.


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Originally Posted by Nobody Famous

Might be the same reason there are four lock sets on a door to the mirrored jacuzzi room:
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WTF
That’s a lot of locks.
And mirrors

But what spirit animal is that atop the jacuzzi?

And wtf about the black shitter?
And above the shitter you got industrial tp and wet ones etc.

Yeah. Meth house. Or coke. Or both.

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

Coke induced paranoia?

I worked for a rich clown managing construction projects 20+ years ago who was a coke head. He said that when he was really deep into it that he was so whacked he wandered window to window with an Uzi thinking that people were after him.

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I've heard stories of people thinking that kids playing in a park were undercover midget cops. Spent days trying to figure out how they were tracking him.
Also hours and hours spent looking out the peep hole in hotels doors.

Stimulant abuse is not a pleasant situation.

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

I don't understand why there is a room with a clothes washer... and no dryer? You just gonna head out and put the laundry on the line in the back yard? :confused:

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Maybe a combo washer dryer for the guests? I’ve stayed in a few places that had a combined condensing washer/dryer set up where there wasn’t enough space for separate washer and dryers.

The average person would have to spend 1.5 million remodeling this place to be semi normal, so that makes this a tear down?

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Originally Posted by skiballs

Looks like a guy that owns a tile company using up the crap inventory on a flip.


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I figure this and the Albuquerque listing a page back are dudes that own a tile or granite company’s own Custom homes.

Knew a middle age single guy who owned a glass company that frosted-glassed the shit out of a late 80s condo in Boston, then he moved Florida.

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Originally Posted by exsparky

How did everybody miss the zombie bars in the tanning lotion house?
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Originally Posted by Nobody Famous

Might be the same reason there are four lock sets on a door to the mirrored jacuzzi room:Attachment 436246

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I'm going with 'the Feds already used a battering ram on the front door, and kicked the bathroom door in'

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Originally Posted by oldnew_guy

Maybe a combo washer dryer for the guests? I’ve stayed in a few places that had a combined condensing washer/dryer set up where there wasn’t enough space for separate washer and dryers.

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TIL that a combo washer/dryer exists.

Good eye ex-sparky! Also, outstanding MS Paint work. That is truly some whacky shit

Ted, this one has your name on it: private island with an airstrip

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Blakely-Is.../home/16754606

The downfall of no pre purchase inspection


man-finds

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

The downfall of no pre purchase inspection


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Ooof

That wouldn’t pass the smell test

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

The downfall of no pre purchase inspection


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I guess now we know why it went to foreclosure.

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Originally Posted by ötzi

I guess now we know why it went to foreclosure.

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Lucky she didn’t have pets.

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Originally Posted by dan_pdx

Ted, this one has your name on it: private island with an airstrip

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Blakely-Is.../home/16754606

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"HOA Dues $3,605/month"

Honestly, not a fan of any of those close-in, smaller islands. There's always some weird power dynamic.

Wait, there’s an HOA for your own private island? Wild

It's doublespeak. That listing is for a peninsula that has an "island" at the end. The main island isn't accessible by public transportation and there's no public dock, so in that respect it's private.

And AFAIK, the entire island is private property. It was held by a handful of individuals until it was developed in the 70s. Those houses on the northwest end are one big gated (by water) community, with private roads, a paved airstrip and a marina. They pay another island to come get their garbage with a barge. Don't know what they do for water, but that's got to cost something too.

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Originally Posted by Supermoon

Wait, there’s an HOA for your own private island? Wild

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The map shows its part of a much larger island. Unless the map is wrong.


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With this fix-n-flip you get two urinals in the kitchen.

The urinals might be a gag or decoration, there is no flush valve hardware shown -- but still who does such a dumb ass thing? Ringing in at slightly less dumb are all the beer taps around the house including one above a toilet in the master (and only) bath room.
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...4660527_zpid/?

I have a feeling the beer taps and the urinals are somehow connected.

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Originally Posted by ötzi

I have a feeling the beer taps and the urinals are somehow connected.

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Yeah, the urinals drain directly into the bud light kegs.

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Originally Posted by evdog

Yeah, the urinals drain directly into the bud light kegs.

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Smart

Very efficient operation.

Why use the urinal when you have a throne?

With a beer tap.

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Love the blood red bathroom

Slim shady for sure.

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