WWMD: Cheez-Its

A bridge too far.

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Around 15 years ago, Professor Steve Jones, of University College London, presented at a Royal Society Edinburgh debate. I think he controversially posited that humans have finally broken the shackles of natural selection and had evolved to their peak state. Before this post, I tended to agree with the rest of the scientific community holding that evolutionary forces are still, and will continually be, at play, continuing to mold us.

I now know Professor Steve Jones was correct. We have reached the mountain top. That’s even more apparent by the subsequent creation of Cheez-It pizza, which reflects our impossible desire to advance even further.


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Taking down the tree today and came across this stocking stuffer ornament from my youngest sis.

It’s the closest I’ve had a box in my house for a long time, and I love it.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Taking down the tree today and came across this stocking stuffer ornament from my youngest sis.

It’s the closest I’ve had a box in my house for a long time, and I love it.

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I'd have gotten my hopes up -really- high for a sec that I had scored a box, before being crushed.

Dammit, now I’ve got to add a box to the shopping list.


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Originally Posted by iceman

Well you may die, but with all the preservatives in those things at least you'll have a good-looking corpse.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I'm worried that there may be an unnatural orange hue to my skin, but it may save money in the end with less makeup for the mortician to apply.

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Is this what happened to Trump? Massive cheez-it consumption? It wouldn't surprise me.

Also, Cheez-It's are disgusting.

I didn't eat any during the strike but suddenly the urge has returned.

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Originally Posted by EWG

Also, Cheez-It's are disgusting.

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You sir, are no gentleman.


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Originally Posted by Art Shirk

You sir, are no gentleman.


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I grew up being served microwave dinners and other tasteless over-salted processed crap and loved it all. My go-to chips for decades were Pringles - I still crave them but honestly they are not good but that doesn't mean I won't eat them. So I have no shame in eating shit food and I'm certainly not 'above' anything to do with junk food. Shit, I used to eat McDicks 1-2 times a week for decades and honestly enjoyed it until a few years ago.

Cheez-its though are fucking disgusting, let's be real.

White Chedda is mo bedda.

Just like me on most evenings....Extra Toasty

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

I grew up being served microwave dinners and other tasteless over-salted processed crap and loved it all. My go-to chips for decades were Pringles - I still crave them but honestly they are not good but that doesn't mean I won't eat them. So I have no shame in eating shit food and I'm certainly not 'above' anything to do with junk food. Shit, I used to eat McDicks 1-2 times a week for decades and honestly enjoyed it until a few years ago.

Cheez-its though are fucking disgusting, let's be real.

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You, sir, can be in my no-gentleman club.

It’s like we’re soulmates.

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It’s like we’re soulmates.

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Hot ski chick. Just got smoking hot.

I’m in love.

Too bad she can't spell. And Barilla is shitty pasta.

This may be crossing some kind of line by the good folks at Cheez-It.

Cheez-It pop-up restaurant in Upstates New York:

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I just threw up

That Caddy convertible is f-ing pimp.


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I just threw up

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Too many Cheez Its?


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What's the consensus on this:

While camping last weekend, I left a mostly full bag of Fritos on a table while I wandered off for a few minutes. When I came back, the entire contents of the Fritos bag had been strewn across the table by crows. Aside from being scattered, the Fritos appeared to be in good condition (i.e. not covered in bird shit).

Would you still eat the Fritos? Does the quantity of beer and/or weed you have consumed change your answer?

Ultimate Cheez-It^® Milkshake



https://images.kglobalservices.com/w...milkshake.jpegIngredients

• 2 cups vanilla ice cream
• 1 cup Original Cheez-It® crackers, plus more, crushed, for garnish
• 1/2 cup whole milk, plus more for desired consistency
• Chocolate sauce, for drizzling
• Whipped cream, for garnish

Directions

1. In a high speed blender, blende ice cream, 1 cup Cheez-It® crackers, and whole milk. Add more milk, if needed, for desired consistency.
2. Place crushed Cheez-It® crackers on a flat plate. Drizzle chocolate sauce around the rim on the milkshake glass, then roll in crushed Cheez-It® crackers. Pour milkshake into glass and top with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and crushed Cheez-It® crackers. Serve immediately.

I'd have to be pretty fucking high to think a cheezit milkshake was something I wanted.

I think I’m with Riser on this one.

As for the frito question, yeah, if they’re clean I’d eat them.

Cheez-It collabs must be all the rage these days. In a mashup of two major food groups for 18 year old stoners everywhere that no one asked for, Taco Bell has announced the Big Cheez-It Tostada:

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In cheez-it related news, Costco has been carrying a Frito's Queso spiral chip. It combines the crunch of Fritos and a flavor close to the spicy cheez-it. All in a bag large enough to crush the strongest maggot's munchies. I don't love the spiral form factor though, but everything else is amazing.

Sounds gross