Roolz

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Originally Posted by The Suit

I think I've mentioned some of these before, but in case I didn't:

- Don't post someone else's email address, phone number, or physical address! We will delete it.

- Don't try to intimidate TGR by mentioning your buddy, roommate, roommate's buddy, etc. who is a lawyer. We hate that shit. We will ban you for it.

- Don't threaten the president! If the Secret Service comes calling, we will give them all the information we can find about you. If we can figure out the Secret Service's email address, we might just send them all that info before they even ask.

- Try not to be a complete fucking idiot. Don't post in all caps. Don't start 100s of pointless, stupid, look-at-me-I'm-a-moron threads. Don't post pictures of turds.

- Get a fucking life and quit sucking at being a human being. If you post here all day and then refresh hoping that counts as human interaction you need a beating.

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F5 F5 F5 F5

I just want my name on the first page. the Suit is an honorable man, as well :D

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Originally Posted by Karl Stall

I just want my name on the first page. the Suit is a HANDJOB giving man, as well :D

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UR a pussy Suit, no doubt about it.

Reminds me of a story from high school - a couple of unexperienced buddys of mine were fucking some lady that liked the young erguys. She told one of them to go down on her, and eat her out. Well he tried to oblige and was diggin in, when she said "wrong hole".

Wrong hole Suit. Here is a winkie for you to make ya feel better about it too

My name MUST appear on top of the page. :cool:

Oh no - not you again - here is a winkie for you ;) and kisses and hugs xoxoxo. Roolz Roolz roolz... foolz foolz foolz, come-on scamp, dont ya know momma is gonna take care of ya

Wanker-Baker-Wanker-Wanker?

no, that would be baker baker wanker baker

WANKER. :redface: ;)

edit-smilezers

Back on topic. Is this the best baseball story this decade or since the amazin mets?

I'm a fiend for the pole.

bumpin this for my new avatar

Catalunya's symbol is the ass (burro), and if you go to the beach it is full of ass ;), and of course I am an ass, so it works ;)

Shut up Baker.

Commander Roolz :fuckyou:

Skiing is fun because it is fun.

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Originally Posted by f2f

i'd tap dat ass!

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Mexican burros...

ya can't keep 'em around nekkid chicks, I'm tellin ya.

Commander Roolz

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/...5270477jo2.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ateposter3.jpg

So, what rule says you get to change what pictures i post to your choosing. Like Gay Pride and Unicorns?
and what does it take to get switched to a different Message Box like you did to me?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Originally Posted by Headier

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Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

As a result of bad potty training, some dumb fucks will not remain for the long haul.
Adios, muthafuckas.

did somebody mention baseball?

IM KINDA THINKING SAD WE BOUGHT ya.:o:o

Can I still post up pictures of my friend sister that night she had too much to drink?

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Originally Posted by Campo

Can I still post up pictures of my friend sister that night she had too much to drink?

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that's not a question, its a requirement

yeh, post the video too.

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Originally Posted by The Suit

- Don't post someone else's email address, phone number, or physical address! We will delete it.

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Bullshit.

Except Jer's. You whiny pathetic loser piece of shit, Jer. Go cry some more in the padded room.

http://open.salon.com/blog/silkstone...1228416095.jpg

Calm down. It's fake. Plus it's from Salon.com, so I'm sure YOU'LL approve.

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Originally Posted by Below Zero

So what's the penalty for violation of roolz?

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of course you get banned from this forumhttp://storeyourpicture.com/images/s..._snowboard.jpg

What's the worst thing someone has done to get banned?

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Originally Posted by highway12

What's the likelyhood a TGR newb will get heckled for posting on an epic thread even if he's chased snow/surf religiously since the late 80's

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if he's been chasing the actually activity religiously he obviously hasn't been spending enough time at a computer getting his post count up

sticky in this forum is a lot different than sticky in the padded room . just an fyi suit.

But tags would do a great service to both.

Again, another step on the TGR scale of demise below even tolerable mediocrity.

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Originally Posted by uski2slo

...YOU PEOPLE...

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who are you calling YOU PEOPLE?!

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Originally Posted by uski2slo

Hello TetonGravity online community! How the heck are ya? Great, that's what I thought. Today I just wanted to share with YOU PEOPLE a little secret to life that I learned early on. It's not that you need to change your lives or anything, but wouldn't it be nice if one day, YOU PEOPLE could find a way to just wake up in the morning, put on your pants, walk outside, and greet the day with a smile? Ok! Well, here's the thing. You see, to some of YOU PEOPLE, when you get in the car to go to work, turning on the radio is just an old habit that YOU PEOPLE don't even think twice about, but you do it just the same. Well, I'm here to tell YOU PEOPLE that you don't have to be a slave to that habit any longer! Isn't that the most wonderful news? So if YOU PEOPLE wake up tomorrow morning with a ringing in your head, you can just tell yourself, "I really don't have to live like this anymore!" It's okay, try it with me right now, say: "I really don't have to live like this anymore!" Nice job! YOU PEOPLE are on the right track to the good life! Now what if you already wake up and greet each day with a smile? Well then I say to YOU PEOPLE, you can change too! So go out your door right now, throw an empty whiskey bottle in the street, shoot your neighbors dog, and crank up the Britney Spears like you never have before! Doesn't that feel great? I thought so.

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Did not read.

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Originally Posted by f2f

who are you calling YOU PEOPLE?!

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YOU PEOPLE refers to any collection of persons, readers to be specific, not including myself. I would dare say that YOU PEOPLE are an extraordinary sector of modern society, who with your free spirits, your open communication, and the general sense of community among YOU PEOPLE, occupy a distinctly sacred place among the world wide web. If YOU PEOPLE would just take the time to think about how you too could change your existences for the happiness of the ants eating crumbs around you, then the whole habitat would be affected in a special way.

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Originally Posted by ChocolateTetons

They're real, baby.

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That was obscene, hateful, and involved a threat of violence. SUITTTTTTT, Help...or my third cousin's wife's hot friend's brother will sue.

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Originally Posted by yuri13

hello...

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Joking, right? spam on Roolz? Whatevas bra