Schuss has straightlined every trail... at Crotched Mountain
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Schuss has straightlined every trail... at Crotched Mountain
Stayhigh only drinks wine coolers.
Pasucks only has drinks with umbrellas in them.
Mountain Freak can't come up with an insult on his own, so he changes others insults slightly.
Pasucks has red hair and his parents beat him :biggrin:
Mountain Freak once dreamed of bukkake from many game show hosts including bob eubanks.
Max...oh, Max...
Where to begin?
Tippster has frequent acid flashbacksQuote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
girlski has a recently acquired collection Argentinian not-so-legal 'briefs' if you're pickin' up what I'm layin' down.
LIP is still pondering the insanity of the three foot step up.
LIP is so gay that Cher wears his clothes.
irul&ublo actually blows, and I rule.
Vinnay gives out medical advice after consulting WebMD.com
below zero dresses up as his favorite mortal combat character every haloween.
Below Zero is notorious for farting and blaming it on the dog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Below Zero
vinnay is taking a correspondance proctology course.
vinnay had a starwars themed wedding and he was Queen Amadalla.
Rev doesn't drink anymore because his mommy told him to stop.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
Girlski0912 is changing her board name to Girlski0913 after sleeping with Max Gosey.Quote:
Originally Posted by girlski0912
Below Zero has never dated a woman who is less than a "One Bagger".
Below Zero got his handle when his girlfriend first saw him with his pants down and asked if the temperature was really below zero.
Over the past few years, Grange and Darkside have taken the insult "Eat a dick" way too literally!
Grange moonlights as a livestock inseminator.
Darkside prefers to be inseminated in the cover of darkness.
Skip Dooley just realized that "Location" does not refer to how many times you've takin it up the pooper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Dooley
Below Zero really wants to be a ballerina for Halloween.
Darkside's real name is Sofia.
Scott McGinnis played Skip Dooley in the 1988 feel-good movie of the year "You Can't Hurry Love"
Milton actually stole the stapeler from me.
i didn't steal funkendrenchman's stapler because he uses a company issued boston stapler. The company switched to boston staplers, but i kept my swingline.
Milton does not know the rules of this game.
(well, not really a secret, but blatently obvious)
below zero has major stapler envy.
(well, not really a secret, but blatently obvious)
Lumberg is actually Milton's bitch.
Legoskier has an internal urge to delete posts after he realizes that he's not funny. Ever.
So, therefore... If ever there was a guy who envied the "special" bond between two male gorillas who've been kept in captivity too long, it would be Plakespear.
Ubersheist (as stated before) really isn't cool. And he watches Real World far too much. And the Home & Garden Network.
Ubersheist has never even BEEN to Überville, and he doesnt even know an Überite.
vinnay once shat on a 10-year-old's chest.
Vinnay, is really Vinny and can be seen at Hunta Mountain in Jeans and a warm-up jacket. If you listen closely you can here him shout "Hey Tony, look I'm doooowin it!"Quote:
Originally Posted by vinnay
mrryde never leaves his cube :(Quote:
Originally Posted by mrryde
FNG is not fucking new. He also smells of endelberries and his mother was a hampster.