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Originally Posted by FLS
The look on the young Lowes associate's face when i asked where the hoes were, and more so the fact that I did not realize how that could be taken before I said it.
I think u just stumbled on a great line for future trips to HD and Lowes. Excuse me miss, could you help me find the hoes? LoL
Where the hoes be at?Quote:
Originally Posted by mcski
The Sperminator
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Don’t forget the dutch hoe!Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Which begs the question--what exactly is Santa looking for when he comes down the chimney? And what does that say about your mother?
I wonder it this is how they came up with the word Hotel
[Tim Allen voice]Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
And that’s PURE MICHIGAN
[/Tim Allen voice]
AOC
.22lr lol
Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.
LOL.
That’s dumb. How would he know he’s being paged?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
ears can hears......
Awesome. I worked at a large office building in NJ where employees were constantly paged to report to conference room xxxx. There were a lot of obnoxious (being nice here) Flyer fans who were talking smack when the Flyers and Devils played in the conference finals in 2000. After Scott Stevens annihilated Eric Lindros and knocked him out of the playoffs, I had the receptionist page Eric Lindros over the PA for several days straight. Me and my buddy were in the same general area as a couple of the more douchey Flyer fans and it was hilarious to watch how pissed off they got when they heard it. These guys would've kicked my ass if they found out who was doing it, but eventually somebody tipped off the receptionist that it was a prank.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Paging "Eric Lindros, your mom is here to pick you up"
Gun nuts. Or nuts with guns..
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a9030786.html
Kinda scary, really but I feel like we are a little desensitized to it.
No one injured. Nbd.
The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards:)
The definition of the word - Serendipity.Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
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Disappointed that the vetteboat has the incorrect wheel pkg. Hideous.
Splitback coupe????
and don't you forget it!Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
Go set that stuff out on the curb, honey.Attachment 291872
Made me doubletake and laugh.
we also have a 40 page "what amuses you" thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
Things that annoy you has been around a lot longer.
Yes you have.....
people who leave free CRT TV's on the curb amuse me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Norseman
Sorry MG, but you set yourself up for that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Only to someone predisposed to being a dick...congrats, you wonQuote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
? He didn't even say it. And it was a pretty mild comment anyways.
I’m aware; I prolly could have included the m27 post tooQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Picking on her for almost nothing is getting oldQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
People need to fucking let it go...
We see it differently but whatever.
I got the senior discount at the cannabis store today! LOL!
I was asking the budtender if they had any discounts going that day and he said no but then leaned in and said "how old are you? We've got a senior discount." I laughed and said "not that old!" Evidently it's only 55, I'm under that but he said "close enough!" and gave it to me. Oy vey!
^^^ If I let my beard and hair get too long, I look all grey; I’ve been asked a few times if I’m retired. Fuck I wish, I’m 53! ;-)
Having a good afternoon tea puts me in a good mood.
I'm not one to jump on anyone, just joking that she did kinda make that a beach ball on a tee for her combatants. Agreed she gets beat on a lot for whatever reason, but let it go already.Quote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
Cahier in a Wendy's in Kingston, ON asked if I wanted the senior bonus, free soda. I politely declined, as I didn't want a soda even if it was free. She kept at me in disbelief that I would turn down free stuff, that I didn't want. I finally said I wasn't a senior. She said the age is 55. I said I was 49 (I'm 50 now). She turned a few shades of red and apologized more than usual for a Canadian. I am rocking the white beard and grey hair so it's not hard for her to have made the mistake. She could have just let it go when I politely declined the first time and saved us all some time and embarrassment.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Well at least she didn't ask that question you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever ask a woman unless you are 110% certain:)
Did you tell her the grey beard was just so you could match your avatar?
Heh. I do look pregnant too, thankfully she didn't ask. I forgot to mention the Avatar. I love that picture, my daughter drew it of me probably 10 years ago in 5th grade.Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe