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A lotta shit annoyed a lotta people.
Except biscuits and gravy.Quote:
Originally Posted by alias_rice
Wooley's anus and ball sack were debated.
bagtagley humbly requested links to go with posted summaries.
while the industry continues to go full moron, 28" is the new wheel size, you heard it here first.
No news is good news, we probably can assume Old Larry's constipation induced back pain is gone while MPPG may have soiled his phone while in the bathroom misspelling a French derived word meaning "mutual trust and friendship".
Fyi. Summaries are vetted each Friday Wikipedia style to ensure content is correct. You can trust any summary written here.Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
I thought they were deleted and he's now like a Ken doll?Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
A really old Ken doll.
Some bitch bought all of the breakfast sammies.
I trust the summaries completely. If one interests me, I like to delve into the source material.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
fifyQuote:
Originally Posted by NW_SKIER
You want to do what with Wooley's anus and ball sack????Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
NTTAWWT.
Wooley's nether regions sure are getting tossed and abused in here this week.
After collective bitching about not wanting to see Polyasshat, the powers hide Polyasshat. Forum members then proceed to bitch that they can't see Polyasshat anymore.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to some, but beknownst to others, the instructions for accessing PA were IN PA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier
I dreamed last night that I logged into the new pollyass and it was all back on my feed againQuote:
Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier
I'm so happy it isn't in my feed in more. Maybe at BBI next year I can try to say hello to chronic polyass addicts instead of politely* ignoring them.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
(*pnw style passive aggressively)
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Originally Posted by b-bear
I drifted off thinking about happiness, birth and new life, But now I was haunted by a vision of... it was horrible. The feed of Polyasshat. A sub forum with all the powers of Hell at its command. It could turn turn the day into night and lay to waste everything in its path. It was especially hard on little things-the helpless and the gentle creatures. It left a scorched earth in its wake befouling even the sweet mountain breeze that whipped across its brow. I didn't know where it came from or why. I didn't know if it was dream or vision. But I feared that I myself had unleashed it. For it was the fury that would be as soon as some maggot took things personally on Polyasshat.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
That's the spirit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier
A sub-summary to the larger news story that was Polyass this week is that:
A) People who post in polyass desperately lack the self-awareness it takes to realize they're part of the problem.
2) "But they did it first" is an excuse that works well into old age.
c) Testicles and anuses are little used and questionably effective tools of persuasion.
iv) There's a new Andrew running the server closet box fan and he's doing about as well as the last one did.
Like salad.Quote:
Originally Posted by alias_rice
To be fair to New Andrew. I'm pretty sure a 27" box fan has to be mail ordered to Wilson, WY and is not something one just picks up on a whim from the local HD in those parts. It's not Atlanta.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I do find his lack of foresight that warmer temps were coming to be appalling though.
nearest HD is 95 miles away
but we do have a kmart so we've got that going for us which is nice
That was my sense on my last trip thru Wilson. Where is the Kmart, next to the Woolworth?Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
we might be losing the kmart too if Sears keeps tanking (our sears building roof also collapsed from too much snow this winter)Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
and also I'm sure you have heard about the Walgreens saga- opened for something like 2-3 weeks then was condemned bc of a landslide
BUT- rumor is we are getting a TJ Maxx where our old Sports Authority used to be
Bet we could get a nice decorative, but not particularly powerful fan there for the server room
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
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Originally Posted by b-bear
I had no idea the challenges that New Andrew was up against in this part of the world. Is there even consistent electricity to run such a fan?Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
I also heard that 26" is the "new" box fan go-to size. Maybe there's some locally sourced or curated options for one of those?
Also, this week on TGR:
Road cyclists are particularly hilarious when mad.
I think I just became dumber for reading this thread, and everyone knows im dumb enough ...
less bitch more stoke you have the pipelineQuote:
Originally Posted by Shadam
This week: A paucity of appropriate new nudity in the Special Collection Of Junk thread.
I've been applauding the change.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier
Totally. Major improvement to the atmosphere around here! The mean kids have all been tied together out back, leaving the fun friends to party together and be happy.
Awww, c'mon, irul. You know it topped six million hits due to the witty conversation between pics, vids and memes.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Polyass jumped the shart
and the mildly sane rejoiced! amen.
On 26" wheels!Quote:
Originally Posted by scottyb
i thought the jump usually CAUSED the shart
What do you expect? This is the TGR Cliff notes for slackersQuote:
Originally Posted by Shadam
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I don't want to let anything out of the bag, but I gotta figure cats are going to figure heavily into this week's update
First full week June
GO!