You're pretty close to some great mtb trails. Not Utah worthy, but good for Ontario. Check out the Waterloo Hydrocut if you have access to a bike.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
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You're pretty close to some great mtb trails. Not Utah worthy, but good for Ontario. Check out the Waterloo Hydrocut if you have access to a bike.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
Thanks for all the suggestions. I will be spending a weekend here so will need stuff to do.
Side note good herbs up here.
If Crusty is as good as it gets for you, you might want to lower your dosage. A hard right conservative with a penchant for accepting bribes from energy companies, and thinks a trophy grizzly bear hunt supported by a whole 2% of B.C voters is a great tourism builder. Her cunt smells of old chinese food and dead dumpster cat. Soon to be unemployed. Cheers!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
Chinese Food and Dead Dumpster Cat Vaginal stank...that's funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Meanfruit
Btw the grizzly thing does disgust me but if her vag smells like general tso chicken and not dead dumpster cat I would be ok with that.
hehe. awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
http://www.cbc.ca/news/hawaiian-pizz...ulos-1.4155044
the inventor of the Hawaiian pizza passes, I didnt realize it was invented by a Canadian
not really a huge fan of pineapple on a pizza, i wouldn't order it but if is going around I will grab a slice
Forgot about these guys
Terry and Deaner!
Really? What are you doing in Guelph?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
My home town. Still own a house there.
That's crazyQuote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
I love pineapple on pizza
It tastes better room temperature when I have it for breakfast with a beer
Don't knock it until you try it
My company has a contract with a major bank here in Canadia. One of the datacenters is in Guelph. I am here for that. I am here about 3-4 times a year. Total of 4-6 weeks typically.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny P
Nice area you got here.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/cana...ceta-1.4159465
this is worrying ^^ life is too short to eat bad domestic cheese
My daughter is allergic to pineapple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
How in the hell did this vehicle get across the border?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...0b4a18b546.jpg
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/britis...elta-1.4161313
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/air-...line-1.4169313
Air Canada is the top airline in NA, really ?
I suspect Canadians in general are just too polite to complain
Please. Westjet or nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
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AbsolutelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Meanfruit
Air-Can't-get-any-thing-right SUX
Book with Air-Cunts and if an airport gets shutdown, good luck getting through to make changes.
3 times flying out of Montreal during a blizzard or heavy snowfall we were able to speak to a human being at Westjet and change our flights.
People that were flying Air Canada waited hours at the airport and could not get any person on the phone. It was all outdated automated messages.
Air Canada needs to change its name to Air Bailout. If not for repeated government help this airline could not have survived. Taxpayer money and they repay us by treating us like garbage.
End of rant.....sorry
http://www.theroot.com/video-of-a-wh...ked-1796299094
Wacky Canadian racism! Like murican racism, but less handguns.
This week in Canada,
A Canadian sniper makes the longest kill shot, 3.54 km. Took a bit less than 10 seconds for the bullet to reach its target, and the curvature of the Earth had to be taken into account when aiming.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/...shot-1.3471687
Nice work Canada.
3.54km, that's like almost a mile away. [emoji12]
Even less when you consider the exchange rate.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
And the exchange rate applies to the bullet velocity...10 sec?Quote:
Originally Posted by reckless toboggan
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Originally Posted by Skidog
FIFY......
See, now you're getting it.Quote:
Originally Posted by goldengatestinx
Glad you managed to catch up.
Ok, long enough with the charade guys. Jeezus. 6 pages. I mean, nobody really...lives in canada right? just a place people claim to be from, right? Like sayin " heya I'm from the north pole" or somethin.
Yep, convenient country to claim as your homeland when embarrassed by Murican Politics :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER
everyone claims there are Americans who wear Canadian flags when they travel but I've never seen it
the real sign of a Canadian is the MEC logo on their gear
Any Mags hit the annual Beaver Derby?
https://www.facebook.com/2017-Beaver...9983361266414/
That's a mighty big beaverQuote:
Originally Posted by Moose Pit
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https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
That was pretty semi-outstanding. Can't say I've listened to much Primus but I'm gonna give'r and see what's up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny P
^^^ I met Les Claypool without realizing it.
I used to work in a small, non-chain, guitar store. We were known for being a cool/vintagey/offbeat store, and touring bands from both ends of the fame spectrum would stop by when in town. The staff were all 20-something garage/bar band musicians, aspiring to "never was, trying to be a has-been" status - myself included.
One Saturday afternoon, a guy comes in and strikes up a friendly chat about some of the cooler stuff in the store, and music in general. We probably talked for a solid 15 minutes. Not trying out guitars/amps or anything, just shootin' the shit. The whole time I was thinking 'man, this guy looks familiar' but I couldn't place it.
If he had a rock star attitude, I would've realized he was a somebody, but he had such an unguarded demeanor that lead me to think that we must've met at some point, and that I was just being an idiot by not remembering.
So he wraps it up with a "hey, it's been nice talking with ya" and he's on his way. I go back to attempting to do my job, and notice that everyone in the store is literally staring at me. Then someone breaks the silence with, "OMG, HOW ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH LES CLAYPOOL?!!"
Glad to have turned you on to them.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Great ski tunes.
They Say Canadians don't Brag.. (Not fact checked.)
So, What do we Canadians Have to be Proud of? Particularly on this our 150th Birthday!
1. Smarties, which unlike Reese's Pieces melt in your mouth + not in your hand (not sold in the USA )
2. Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crisp (not sold in the USA )
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.
4. Baseball is C
On Thursday, June 22, canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their white House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington ... We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied.... Go figure. (Canada Fuck Ya)
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. I hope this makes Quebecers proud.
13. We have the largest English population that never surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER! (We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)
14.. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudson’s Bay Company (while Canadian owned + operated) once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company. Now American owned! Darn!
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!) But I still love dogs more than most people
19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk...
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also, short wave radios which save countless lives each year.
22.. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. :redface:
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colored money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass (Incidentally... so does our beer) BUT MOST IMPORTANT, the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!
Oh yeah... our Federal election process takes a matter of a few weeks! And, our elections take only one day!
Pass this on if you're proud to be Canadian!!! :biggrin:
What? No love for butter tarts, naniamo bars, willow leaf fishing rigs, 66 smallblock Acadians, and good and proper fucking socialism? fuckin eh, boys!Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
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I spent two years training and racing sled dogs in my twenties. There was this trapper who would drop by the kennel once in a while and give us the animals he trapped that he had no use for and did not want. Mushers are always looking for meat and in the mushing world beaver is referred to as rocket fuel for sled dogs. It's super fatty, especially the tail. Anyways, the one day he pulls up in his truck and grabs this massive beaver and brings it to us. We weren't sure what it was at first because of the way he was struggling to carry it with two hands. He drops it in front of us. This mangy old thing was missing a good 3rd of it's tail and it was massive! Easily 1.5 meters long and it had to weigh 60 pounds no problem. Later when we skin the thing we find two .22 bullets in him. And they were old bullets, deep inside him, they had been there a long time. So me and the other musher we pause for a moment and we're looking at this old guy and realizing that we have a genuine survivor on his hands. The tail, the bullets, his size. If only beavers could write biographies I'm sure this f@cker would have some great stories to tell. I still think about that old beaver every once in a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by huckbucket
^^^ Just for the record, that was an actual story about a beaver and in no way a metaphor for uhhhhhhh....... something else.
BrilliantQuote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
FTW
Eh+
Tim Horton's is garbage.