What frizzo said.Quote:
Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
Hilarious stuff. No question this lady is either an idiot or troll. I feel bad for the 4 year old kid.
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What frizzo said.Quote:
Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
Hilarious stuff. No question this lady is either an idiot or troll. I feel bad for the 4 year old kid.
Punani - waasup?
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Originally Posted by hucksquaw
For the love of mankind, YEESSSSSS!!!!
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Originally Posted by splat
Sorry, I haven't heard from honeyblondedd since the last e-mail. I just fired off the one below.
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Helllooooo
I have not heard from you. I really would appreciate a nice person to look after my Tahoe cabin when I'm out of town since all my friends seem to do is run out of control and trash the place with constant parties. I'm even considering the inclusion of a monthly allowance in the deal if I find a person with the right fit (such as a DD ;)).
Hope I didn't scare you off. I don't bite....hard.
rrrRRROOWWRRRRrrr.
xoxo,
The Superstar
Problem might be that Cody will fly into SF and then Santa Cruz, and not be back at his cabin after Costa Rica. I could find out. It's up to SP though.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Date: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT
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Do It! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by slippy
LAME!
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From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 4:52 PM
To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe
well...you did scare me a little...
the thing is...i am all about being a mommabear right now. so wild parties are not my scene...(now if we had hooked up a few years ago...different story)
im not comfortable with people in and out.
we would take wonderful care of your place...i have two 60 gallon tanks myself--so you dont have to worry about your fish. the dogs are housebroken and lovey--(just kind of not-too-smart.)
i wouldnt presume to impose 'restrictions' on your current use of the house...so it might not be the best fit with my little family. we are all about respect. i would want your friends to respect us and our space first and foremost. it might be too much to ask. hate to be all responsible and everything...but it is my current roll in life.
best to you darling...let me know if you are still interested.
jessica
You'd better be still-interested, considering this filming project and all.
yes she doesQuote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
I think Punani's smooooveness came on a bit too strong. Lure her back in Punani!
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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
i have two 60 gallon tanks myself
:biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by hucksquaw
The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
Maybe someone else can close this deal.
SuPu is too strong for her (maybe he needs to buy the sponsorship secrets CD)
All she wants is a quiet peaceful home in exchange for titty fucking bukkake.
Somebody else has got to reel this fish (or whale) in!
She has a name, though.
Henceforth she shall be known is these parts as
Jizz-Guzzling, Giant Jugs Jessica!
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=5766&stc=1
[edit to say - she did leave the door open for SuPu to reconsider and accept the deal on her terms]
Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.
From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:20 AM
To : XXXXXX XXXXXX <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Tahoe place
hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!
i am a single mom of a 4yr old...thus the not wishing to co-habitate--or 'see' anyone in the house.
im 5'11--over 6ft in heels, i would say husky, not fat. actually i wouldnt say husky either--perhaps 'zuftig'. pics attached. hope you enjoy!
i can get paperwork about the std free...we would have to meet and discuss before i spend the money though...
can you send pics of the property? i am looking to move soon, next couple of weeks. i am currently near idlwilde park (so we can meet first in reno if you prefer.)
smooches
j
XXXXX XXXXXXX <xxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
Good evening,
My name is Orlando and I am doctor of heterologous pathology at UNR. I have place in the north shore Lake Tahoe that I use on some weekends for my running training. It is on lake front and very nice. I am not using much
these days because of heavy snow and would like someone to stay and watch over place because I am not there anymore.
I also like arrangement with you. In my heyday I was young man with hot
blood, but even in middle age the blood is still full of steam. You say you
are voluptuous. Do you mean husky or fat? I am latin man and prefer the husky latin womans, but you not have to be latin. My last girlfriend, Sophia, was husky girl. But she leave to go to Las Lenas Chilie where she meet a new
boyfriend, Cletus. I like strong woman but I don't care for fatties. Do you
also have test papers to show you are clean and no STD?
At work some the nurses say Viva el Caballo when see me. This mean life to
the horse. Do you want to know why they say horse? I show you!
I wait to hear back. And please send picture!
Orlando
I'm very tempted to offer up a house myself - she didn't specify male or female...
are these any different than the ones she gave to SuPu?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
nice touch, Viva.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Hey YogaBiyatch,
Why don't you step it up since I am too much of a jong for the job.
Watch it there sonny boy. You don't have enought posts for that yet; in fact, I don't think anyone does.Quote:
Originally Posted by enlosandes
As for Yoga's post... Do it! Do it! Do it!
laughed out loud at this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
wwmdincali.at.yahoo.com>
Subject: tahoe rental exchange
To: honeyblondedd@yahoo.com
Hi there -
Forgive my delay in writing, but I read your ad on
craigslist the other day and am intrigued. I couldn't
write sooner because I had some issues to sort out
regarding the Tahoe house before I could contact you.
I was waiting to hear if my girlfriend was, in fact,
moving out, as we had discussed. You see, she's not
as open as I am about seeing other women, and I'm hard
pressed to find a woman who can keep my complete
attention. I don't know if you've seen the show The L
Word, but I think it pretty accurately depicts me and
my lifestyle - do you know the character Shane on that
show? She's a lot like me - in spirit, anyway.
You didn't specify male or female, and I am a woman -
also voluptuous - and very open to your suggestion of
trading rent for whatever pleases us. My house is
amazing, really. The wall of glass looks right onto
the lake. I'm there more in the winter than in the
summer, and live in LA (West Hollywood, really) most
of the time. What is it, exactly that you are looking
for, and what is your timeline?
If you're interested - and open - to a woman, please
send pictures and I will do the same.
Looking forward - E
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Originally Posted by Viva
Orlando?? hehehe
this is too much fun.
Hell no! Be my guest Viva! This is hilarious! Let's see what she says to the Caballo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Dear god, this is only getting better & better what with the horse & yogachik stepping up to bat.
I'll take Orlando at 7:2 or "E" at 15:1. SuPu's still got the odds, but the bait was too strong...
BTW - That's quite a nice avatar, LAN.
You people are killing me. :D:D
Viva: TYPING with an accent? :the_finge
Good work yogachick, I new you'd step up! Anxious for her reply!
Thanks! It's Josh Duhamel.Quote:
Originally Posted by altagirl
Agreed. I've got Orlando 5:1 if the accent tones down. Better hope she's not a spanish speaker.Quote:
Originally Posted by grrrr
oh and. . .. heperalougous phlobotomy what?. . . :D classic!
blurry, where are ya, mang? how could you miss this?
Exactly, this has been my late night entertainment for the past two days and I have been rolling on the floor, it is so hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by AfroMullet
I can't believe there are 7 pages of this shit so far.
Pure genious, to entertain me this way.
It's not that funny.
Are you just saying that because she bears some resemblance to your seester?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
"honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
To: wwmdincali.at.yahoo.com
hey there E...
i am the single mom of a fabulous 4 yr old boy--he is the focus of my life. i am intrigued by your inquiry. have had some part-time girlfriends in the past, but have mainly dated men. not that i have dated but twice since my son has been come along. havent seen the show...is it on cable? so perhaps we should meet and have a glass of wine and see what's up. i currently live in reno and am anxious to move in the next couple of weeks. moved here from dallas/fortworth 2 yrs ago on a whim. (was i insane?) i wish to be able to stay in the house for a year (or close to...) to get settled into the community and save some money. i miss the ocean so much (originally from new england) and enjoy the lake beyond words.
hope you like the pics..
jessica
* by the way, I got the same 2 pics
Oooops, I hadn't checked my e-mail until now and just saw this:
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honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:16 PM
To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe
more on the dogs...they are mutts. i used to refer to them as lab-mix puppies...but it gave the impression that they are larger than they are. they are spaniel size. the male is solid black with long hair, not fixed. Bear. i keep thinking if i get his little nuts chopped off he will calm down a bit. but then i dont want to take the fire out of him--his blatent lust for dog life--jumping the fence, sniffing everything, chasing cars. he is the bad one. eats the teenage mutant ninja turtles. the female (his sister) has short hair, is all cream and is fixed. Sugar. she is the smarter of the two--but we dont tell that to them. she stayes in the yard, barks at strangers, snuggles on the couch with me.
i was just outside (for the first time all day) and it is lovely! the sun on my skin was incredible! ive gotten so pale! cant wait for summer! is there private space to lay out nekkid at your place? especially since i drove to tahoe on mon thru a friggin blizzard!
i am sure we could work something out that would be mutually beneficial and satisfying...
smooches
jessica
What do a Superstar, a Latin Lover and a hot chick have in common?
O.K., fantastic, this thread is so laugh-out-loud funny! What is the record for length of pages on this sort of thing?
It sounds like honeyblondedd fulfills Punani's fantasies - she's up for some girl-on-girl action. :D
A different tack...
Hi,
Can you include more information on your displacement in cubic inches?
I have a high-capacity swamp cooler for those hot Tahoe summers and it
needs constant adjustment based on the ambient temperature, the
relative humidity and the specific heat capacity of the air inside my
luxurious lumberjack cabin in Rubicon Bay. Perhaps the most attractive
aspect of the house is the hardwearing vinyl flooring that is now so
collectable. I have a paisley print in the head and it matches the
curtains in all but colour and pattern.
I have a tortoise, but I'm certain it could become accustomed to two
small dogs. It's a fast learner and is fully toilet trained. You
mentioned that two of the dogs are smallish but how big are the rest
of them? I'm rather frightened of large dogs since a visit to Juarez
in 1997 when my shoes fell off. I was intrigued to know more about the
delicious encounter mentioned in the ad. Can you bake? I'm rather fond
of stovetop stuffing and would be willing to trade Betty Crocker
products for rent if you could source them in industrial quantities. I
also have a friend who works at a local pizza delivery company who can
get you as many toppings as you like on a deep pan good through Friday
to Monday for just 99c.
My lumberjack cabin has six bedrooms which could prove difficult for
you to come to terms with. It also has a deck overlooking scenic Lake
Tahoe with no visual impairment from satellite dishes or chemical
toilet paraphernalia and a hot tub powered by natural wood chippings.
I also have a wood chipper which is fun to crank up on a Sunday
morning. I have also built an 18th century siege cannon in the back
yard, which is great for hurling old refrigerators into the lake.
Swimming in the lake is not really recommended because it's not only
rather cold but the large number of old refrigerators in the water
tends to make it rather dangerous. My old lodger came down with
tetanus which was a very messy affair. I don't think he'd kept up to
dates with his jabs, instead spending all of his disposable income on
subscriptions to Black Tail.
I spend my weekends skiing, snowmobiling and playing Laserquest, so I
tend to keep myself to myself. If this sounds interesting to you,
please send some pictures of your dogs and the undersides of your feet
(I have an allergy to athletes foot fungus).
Regards
Andy
Roo takin it to a new level. Odds on Roo Anyone?