So you should never have kids?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
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So you should never have kids?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
Me personally? I wasn't planning on it, but if I did I would do everything I could do to be the best parent I could be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
I certainly wouldn't blame a child for ruining a marriage, poor kids already blame themselves a lot of the time when parents fight.
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Originally Posted by skiballs
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Originally Posted by dschane
Some good stuff on page 5 until STFU and MtGirl had to go at it again. Just get a room and keep it off the boards you two. Sheees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuckerman
You mean shut up if you don't agree with me, right?
In the jurisdiction (international) we live in its like marriage w/o any mixing of financial assets etc. Dissolution isn't even a legal procedure it's just when either party decides unilaterally to end it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
That is my dream. How do I become as international as that, like this week?Quote:
Originally Posted by Phill
You each take two houses. How hard can it be?
Set sail for international waters. Then make your own rules!Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
This has been a good one for me
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/t...psizcyxsxm.jpg
Hmm what about a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush??
besides, who wants a broad who can fit two birds in her bush?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuckerman
I like my birds without bushes personally.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Yeah make a bunch of little microabraisions so the woman shaving to please you is even more susceptible to all the shit you caught while whoring around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phill
If you ever start shaving your snatch, post a thread so we can all buy stock in Gillette.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
Seriously. Women who shave get more infections and more stds.
Mffgirl79
Seems to me that just about everyone these days is rocking the 12 year old look on their cooter. The women anyway. And not that I'm in a position to offer a particularly educated observation on that. But it's a little weird to this old guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
How did we get here from divorce advice?
Humor deficiencyQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Was that before or after he got divorced? Works just the same I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by whipski
Holy LMFAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
High school buddy of mine took that picture. What a life.Quote:
Originally Posted by whipski
He might have been Mandela's closest friend.
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Ask chainsaw willie how your stock you do, then. You think you know shit and you dont.
What her say?
Your situation sounds very much like mine a decade ago. Wife was fucking a long distance co-worker, yet didn't want to split, and freaked the fuck out when I went to an attorney...so much so I thought she was going to kill someone else, and herself because she was driving when I told her as I was pulling up at the lawyers office.
I ended up not going in that day..but the next.
I also went to "counseling" even though I knew it was done and she lied the whole time. (I knew she'd fucked the guy and she didn't know I knew) McGyver...
Interesting part...I ended up having sex with the other guys wife a few times (do not recommend)
Worst part... She took a moving box full of my baseball cards...including KGjr rookies..but denied.
I now have a better looking, 10yr younger wife and a great kid.
Good luck dude.
I don't go for the 70s bush, but I'm definitely over the shorn look. At least leave a landing strip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Dudes are all scaped these days too. Makes your cock look bigger.
Wtf are you trying to say here?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
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Originally Posted by mtngirl79
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Originally Posted by HansJob
I think she's trying to say she decided she doesn't have enough problems so she decided to add alcohol to the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
Power move.
Just that fat, ugly women that are only good to be used as disposable vaginas by desperate men that can't get anything better also sometimes try to do what they can, and shave.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
Well you should know so I defer.
I plan on getting meaner than that if necessary, btw. So cut it out.
tanks fo splainin dat to me bitz
Hey mtngirl79 just shut the fuck up already. I'm sure you'll turn this into something about you so go the fuck ahead but maybe really think about shutting your god damned food hole and having an ounce of self awareness. Perhaps you're capable of having a bit of compassion for yourself as that would be a start as well.
This whole thing you do here is fucking exhausting. People here reach out to help you and you take the help and then do nothing for yourself. That said anyone want to gofundme some match.com money? Tinder is great but I feel I need to expand my horizons.
Don't worry. I'm not going.Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Go right ahead, it's not like you can say anything I don't already know. Do it. Try to make me feel worse than I do right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
roflmao.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
You guys gave this asshole over $1000!
I'm sure you're sweet person, keep posting! We're all supportive of your struggles!Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
dumb cunt
Promise madeQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Promise keptQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Seriously though, step away from the key board and go hug Murph, maybe take him for a walk.
Well it seems that while mtngirl may suffer from a bit of a humor deficiency, she supplies plenty to the rest of us.