how has this John Wade fella not posted here yet?
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how has this John Wade fella not posted here yet?
I hate to reuse this... but I think this thread deserves it.
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1- Dude 1 acts like doucheQuote:
Originally Posted by Danno
2- Dude 2 acts like douche
3- Dude 1 uploads footage from GoPro of aggregate douchiness, neglects own douchiness and thus creates an ironic douche-laden vortex of uberdouche and invites other douches to douche up his thread
3- Dude 2 ups the douche ante with FB douchiness
4- Parvo has sex with boss and lies about it
This describes all threads in TGR! WinQuote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Fuck and here I have been telling all my surfing buds how chill skiing is compared to surfing and then I read this thread. Sounds like Alta can be like Sunset Cliffs. Local douchbags fucking everywhere.
boobies, boobies pleeze.
rog
In between your two number threes, there was numerous thread creation and then deletion and then recreation and then redeletion.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
In other words, this shit delivers.
Sorry guys, as I was reading this thread and my cellphone rang. The call is in per Alta Management, the video was requested to be taken down. It is my choice and out of respect for management, clientele and an excellent ski area that I enjoy skiing, the video is deleted from Youtube.
I know I will suffer swift judgement and criticism over this action, but I feel it is the right thing to do. I stand firm in my decision. Thank you all for realizing the whole point of this matter. We all as sportsmen need to tighten up our conduct and not rage on people. Not saying people here do that, but others do and hopefully they saw this video and it reminded them to keep in check.
Rock on.
Always worth a second look: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...8maybe-nsfw%29Quote:
Originally Posted by icelanticskier
lol @ 4 hahaha
ah, thank you^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lv2ski
luffers, buy some skinz (everyone's doing it), fuck alta, and for all of our sakes, LEAVE THE FUCKING VID ON SPEWTUBE!
rog
Ahh yes, playing the sportsmen card. That'll class this joint right up.Quote:
Originally Posted by luffski
Gotta put on the ritz yo. First season in the Wasatch and I already slammed someone's pee-pee in the car door. So much for tryin' not to make waves.
Luff - you really screwed the pooch here. I think at least your job is not in question. I actually feel sorry for you a bit, but you have been seriously attention whoreing it up. Just stop dude.
JW needs to have his shit set straight by an angry man in a dark alley. People acting like that really truly deserve it. Evidence A of the world is a fucked up place.
If he knows how to paint, is not afraid of heights and shows up on time, then he could be an axe murderer in his free time for all I care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
can i have the last 15 minutes of my life back. would someone please tell me this story from the beginning, what the fuck happened between all these parties.
that said.
careful alta, your jackson is showing.
Wow. This thread actually makes me feel good.
The last time I stayed at the Peruvian, I left there feeling really embarrassed and sorry for the housekeepers. I had a bit of an "incident" involving a couple of hookers that ended up covering the entire suite with puke, blood, santorum, and fecal matter pretty much everywhere. The sheets, carpet, drapes and ceiling were all irreparably soiled. I felt really sorry for the housekeeping staff that had to put up with that crime scene of a hotel room. Especially since I didn't even have the cash to leave a tip for the chambermaids.
But now, I'm pretty proud of it. Johnny Wade, what a dick.
you obviosuly don't ski Jackson or realize the difference in ski hillsQuote:
Originally Posted by volklpowdermaniac
alta is for fat fucks who like to traverse and hang out with Mormons at night. its gotta be one of the dumbest waste of time ski hills out there. the fact that this is making pages and pages of threads proves what a miserable time is must be to ski there.
this shit happens in Jackson all day and people dont cry on the internet. Why? because NOBODY FUCKING CARES.
go ski some pow you racist fat assholes
post of the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sluffy
from the Facebook posts, the girl could stand up for herself nicely. Why all the cunting towards this douche? The girl seems to hold her own just fine.
WHY DID OUR MODERATOR MOVE THIS? PRESSURE FROM ALTA??!!!!
This:Quote:
Originally Posted by volklpowdermaniac
http://youtu.be/DIcTNRYbqWE
Followed by much cockfighting between maggots taking sides.
Followed by this exchange on FB:
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somethin' about ski/snowboard being for smoke. Or stoke, or sumpin. Fkn mods around here anyways...:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by JONG SLAUGHTER
WTF - why? Because they think it casts Alta in a negative light? Them asking for the video to be taken down isn't going to help - it only creates the impression that they're trying to sweep it under the rug.Quote:
Originally Posted by luffski
WELCOME TO FULL-ON MAGGOTDOM.Quote:
Originally Posted by krick
THIS FOLKS IS HOW YOU BECOME INVINCIBLE.
I SALUTE YOU.
Wellz I remember the good old days when ski forum was ski related and Padded room wuz that which dun't belong anywhere else, then that polluted, so Polyass, but no hound in this hunt. R/out.
Long Live JS/CC
You got your meth in my coke, bump.
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Originally Posted by G
Holy shit batman! :fmicon:
Trying real hard not to picture how that went off...
I'm kinda disappointed brooke hasnt contacted me re: my offer to cuddle.
No wonder there are no women here.
For real, I thought that was a classy offer! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
Yes, so much for trying to not make waves.Quote:
Originally Posted by luffski
Tell her to shit or get off the pot, that's your line isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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Originally Posted by SuperGaper
Thats my line for a buddy's beater brother visiting from the E coast taking 5 minutes to psych himself up to make hop turn.
My line for women I don't know is usually something more like "You smell nice when you're sleeping"
luffski-
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it’s gonna sting for a while...
always entertaining to watch people on tgr get upset about women being disrespected.
I'm glad somebody saved all this stuff. I screen-capped the facebook stuff myself. History dies hard in e-land. Now the video burden is off my shoulders.Quote:
Originally Posted by JONG SLAUGHTER
well you mentor, SKIFISHBUM has what? 13 seasons as a wasatch "local", and he slams his own pee-pee in the car door then forgets his poles, gheypro, and other shit cuz his watch is permanantly set on 420 BRO. i have to admit tho, you may be catching up to him as far as ski skillz go..................Quote:
Originally Posted by luffski
rog
WTF, really? That is the sum total of all of this? commonlaw's summary is better.Quote:
Originally Posted by krick
no, no. lest we forget this....Aggro douchebag is douche. Colter who posts here when convenient to him sings his "Papabro"'s praises over this incident and loves it the whole time even when (name edited), aka "Papa Bro" totally disrespects a long time Alta girl for respectfully disagreeing with him saying things as quoted:
"You can't have a taste of the wade cuz I know better than to fuck angry lesbians. Go munch some carpet that ain't as "diseased" as yours. Don't need to yell you what I bang cuz I'm a gentleman when it comes to that." " Hit that sand paper dildo hard tool" - "Douche your twat & keep your stink outta alta." "I can smell u from here so again I must remind you, us strapping mofo's don't want rotten crotch" "I can feel it seeping thru your lesbian liberal spew. Keep being jealous of what you don't have & never will" "Sounds like your dyke ass just got the sandpaper dildo"
wow. that's a lot of hatred wade. and for what? because i said that video was a buzz kill? because i said that alta has a problem with rampant douchebaggery? you really drove it home "papa bro". you really show me who's the boss, huh? this idea you have, that i must want to troll the pdog looking for "strapping mofo's" or that i "can't have a taste of the wade"....are you for real? can you see how utterly broken your mind is?
Quotes are between (name edited) and anonymous chick.
See the whole shitshow here if fb allows you, it allowed me: http://www.facebook.com/colter.hinchliffe Scroll down a few posts.
Keep it classy Alta." - from luffski's thread earlier.
This kinda reminds me of a prison movie I was watching the other nite. Tension in the air. Guys taking sides. Turf all lined out. Then here comes the new guy. And when luffski has the chance to pole down and hit the release on JW's heel piece to watch him fall flat on his face, he chokes. And this beef, it's been lingering in the air like a sundog on a chilly bluebird morning ever since. So anyways, I bet those guys in prison wished they had a mountain range of powder to ski and prolly thought if they did everyone would be all chill and shit.
So who's gonna suggest it's time to smoke the peace pipe?
was that last part directed at brooke? im not up to speed.