Meant the inevitable appearance of the TGR alias. My bad:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by chatton18
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Meant the inevitable appearance of the TGR alias. My bad:nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by chatton18
And againQuote:
Originally Posted by pisteoff
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This may very well win the on3p topsheet contest. Gapercorn?
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Originally Posted by pisteoff
No fucking way....Quote:
Originally Posted by From_the_NEK
You realize he is immortal. With so many images being digitized simultaneously (even Howard Hughes couldn't get 4 cameras for his epic Hell's Angels and his cameras weren't all on the same subject) of the same entity, he becomes omnipresent. Once turned on (oh, imagine the "is the/are the red lights blinking convo?) all of these digital capture devices will transform his own spirit into an ethereal presence that will pass through time and space and occupy everything.... and nothing.... and everything...
I'll work on this a little bit more.
Ride on Mr Gaper... Ride on..Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Muthafuckin' Unicorn POV!!! Do want.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7196/6...653c615a10.jpg
Great job on the bear. He looks sad as if Al Gore and Greg from Alpine Zone just convinced him all his ice is melting.
that would rule!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MJbumper1121
Gapercorns for all!
LMAO!Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
IT'S ALL FAKE.
not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.
As with all mythological beasts there will be skepticism but whether or not he existence is real what really matters here. Is that he is real bith...in our hearts and may we all learn how to get as rad as he does on the gapercorn! ( aka dasblunts mother)Quote:
Originally Posted by DasBlunt
That would still be awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by DasBlunt
Better, in fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by pisteoff
Take your ANTI-STOKE and (insert maggots' sentiments here).
A. If it is, that's genius. If it's not, even better. Win WinQuote:
Originally Posted by DasBlunt
B. If you do know for a fact that it's fake you're an asshole for trying to spoil it.
C. STFU GTFO
I too began to think that the sudden rise in sightings must be thanks to someone dressing themselves up in a GSA rig. However, I started to think about the cash outlay required to duplicate the GSA down to every detail, and it's far, far too much money for any real Maggot to lay out.
However, we do seem to be faced with two alternatives:
1. This is the real GSA.
2. It's an elaborate hoax with a significant investment.
Both of which are TOTALLY FUCKIN' AWESOME!
Oh, and AlpinZone Douche, no more posting until you can stretch your cock around to your asshole. When you can do that, let us know, and we'll give further instructions...
You're a dick. And a Moran.Quote:
Originally Posted by DasBlunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-jSkDgBBg
If its a hoax well then thread of the year is in order. My source says no. In fact this is normal for all of his outdoor pursuits. Imagine what his roadbike and riding outfit looks like.
Yah no duh, his dad was glaring at me the whole time. :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotsman50
Starting with a shared strange experience and a few pictures to raise awareness of the rarity and majesty of the beloved Gaper Spirit Animal, followed by more sightings as GSA fever caught on, to truly dazzling commemorative art (which will go right next to my obama plate btw) and a theme song.
The odds for all of these events to occur are low.
It all points to one thing - GSA is real and loves us.
Why else would he "crucify" himself to make us laugh so hard?
Why would he show himself so readily?
How did he know that this was the right moment to reveal his glory?
WE MAY NEVER KNOW, but recent sightings only hearten the faithful that GSA will lead us to the promise land.
Go FORTH and spread the good word that the GSA embodies hope, for so many. Gapers, trolls, maggots, "nice" bloggers, gays, straights, nonbelievers, and even a few douches all unite in praise. Only a truly powerfully powerful power could achieve all that with possibly 3 gopros and a contour.
GSA is GREAT.
And So IT IS.
P>S I love you guys, this is so much better than anyone could have imagined. I laughed for three pages straight. Even you DasBlunt, your still a fucktard, but thanks.
Brilliant thread. Only a true douche would not be able to laugh at this thread.
Gapercorn wins.
Yes I am a Jong. Yes I lurk too much. Yes this is the funniest fuckin thing I may have ever seen this year.
If for some ungodly reason I run into the gsa, I will first question how long I have to live and then second bow and chant before him as if I have consumed a half of shrooms.
If it's fake, it's some amazing meta-trolling. Kinda like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjSGalLmE0
whether or not it's real, it's almost equally amazing.
Whether this is real or not is irrelevant. It is equally beautiful either way. My favorite thread of the year probably.
DasCunt, you are a douche for trying to ruin it. Fuck off.
If I see the GSA at the bird, I will photograph from a distance so as not to disturb him in his natural habitat.
^this^...Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepHelmet
Yet again, I guarantee this is not fake. Keep up the good work everyone.
Here's to you Gaper Spirit Animal. Ready for anything the mountains can deliver, catching stoke from every angle, impressing all who gaze upon you. Too much gear not nearly enough for the peaks you climb. Take a bow man of mystery the legend has been born, ride your trusty steed to the top of the mount for you have arrived. Shine on you crazy diamond.
It is said that in voodoo culture taking a picture or video of someone steals a piece of their soul. With 3 (possibly 4) Cameras the GSA is feeding on souls. He will grow stronger, beware.Quote:
Originally Posted by wasatchcrawler
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7196/6...653c615a10.jpg
Wherever there's a bro filmin a guy,
Wherever a freshly yardsaled beater cries
Where there's gnar to be shralped, and snow in the air
Look for me Brah, I'll be there.
Wherever there's someone with some herb to burn
Or a decent cliff drop or a backseat turn
Wherever somebody's flailing on their skis
Look in their eyes Bro. You'll see me.
YOU"LL SEE ME
No dude, you need to befriend him, hold out a handful of microsd cards and stand very still.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepHelmet
We want to see what his video edits look like...
i searched the sillysunday thread for that picQuote:
Originally Posted by YetiMan
post it now
perhaps snowlerblade dork cord boy
has morphed into
GSA
wtf no alta sticker on the helmet???
no pole on the stick cam or chesty????
Bet he could still outshred the cunt
Way to step up. Good JONGQuote:
Originally Posted by jaja111
May the GSA smile on you and yours
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Originally Posted by Ivan Oder
THIS is one of the most remarkable posts I have ever seen on tgr. Thank you for making me laugh so hard I cramped up and had to get up and walk around.Quote:
Originally Posted by hgh.mtn.man.
It's gone viral, We have copycats already.
http://stk.tetongravity.com/forums/a...5&d=1330154085
it all started with the inimitable, the quintessential, the original... LEOPARD MAN!
http://i43.tinypic.com/2cwsbif.jpg
and his concubine.
http://www.kgspottery.com/telesafari...8/who_what.jpg
and is steezy friend, the safari hunter:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1231250359
and the post-PMS kid:
http://shepherdwong.smugmug.com/photos/134851070-L.jpg
bison dude in a different year:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1231360893
and, of course, the cougar twins round up the zoo:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...3&d=1231461061
original thread
4 hours at Christy's
they fucked up your dukes
everywhere you look
cameras and kooks
Pack by Mammut
Harness is BD
Biners load-bearing \
is the way that I ski
Spirit Rawr! I'm so loaded.
reserved...
low snow years do have their redeeming qualities. the GSA would never reach stardom if it was snowing...
Gentlemen, and ladies,
I may be biased because I am a Gaper, but I feel it is a sign of the benevolence of the GSA that this thread is bringing out the best work in you all.
With all the bad shit to read here recently, and for me after a big ol' work deadline and with a work weekend coming up, giggling at this thread all evening has been very good medicine. Well, the beer helped.
Group hug, and well done. May the GSA guide your path, lighten your pack and protect you in your weekenderly endeavors.
Maybe it's time we brought in the professionals...
http://t.qkme.me/36b85t.jpg