Graphics Design and Aritistic Mags - Help

I'm bumping a classic because I've got about 24 hours left in what has been a 3 week stay in Shinjuku for school/work. The worst part about the trip was wanting to yell Shinjuku Motherfuckers! every time we swiped our passmo at the JR line's turnstiles - sadly, no one would have gotten the reference.

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This thread has gotten better with age.

I don't think my apathetic HS environmental group ever did get around to making shirts, but wow, I just read through this thread for the first time in 9+ years. I feel it may have been my greatest contribution to TGR.

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Originally Posted by FNG

I used to have mad Flash developer steeze. Angry Whelk the animated series on www.angrywhelk.com a possibility?

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This thread is awesome. I will offer my decade late assistance in animating if anyone wants to put the time in for storyboarding and designing. That would be funny shit.

But I assume the funnies may be lost to spontaneity.

Why are all the whelk images broken?

Does anyone have them archived?

Tagging to help out mags with future issues.

Way back machine did not Hoover the thread until 2014.
Missed most of the pics.
http://web.archive.org/web/201407180...stic-Mags-Help

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And cafepress no longer has shinjuku stylee shirts
http://web.archive.org/web/200412050...:80/angrywhelk

It's a shame that most of that is gone. Well shit, I guess that is one of the first signs I'm getting older.

Awesome!
Was this thread the genesis of Angry Whelk?

It sure was, although I can only take responsibility for the thread, somebody else concocted the Whelk. I'm a little disappointed I never tagged anything at my high school with a Whelk sticker, it certainly would have been a fitting tribute.

I've seen the whelk many times over the years, and Shinjuku Motherfucker! But had never read this thread until today.

Crazy how long ago this was, I was just a very occasional lurker I think, didn't sign up until a year later. There was a reference in the thread to Bush; this thread was started in his first term!!!

Your designs are works of art, if you could buy at an auction, I would love to take everything, can we talk about culture and the beautiful?

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Originally Posted by 3306

Your designs are works of art, if you could buy at an auction, I would love to take everything, can we talk about culture and the beautiful?

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Yes. Shinjuku mother fucker
We go bukakke on your cracker ass.
You are drowned.

Bring back the bukkake!!!

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Originally Posted by basom

these are the best ones i can make with limited time. i like the store front and the poem the best. you can mail me the six pack.

http://www.edinboro.com/business/earthshine.jpg

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/...thshineweb.jpg

http://www.cix.co.uk/~starling/altview.gif

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

How about a giant whelk, maybe about the size of a dumpster, tearing through the streets of Tokyo killing screaming humans with its hideous trail of snot. As the people run into shot, they could be wearing special 'Earthshine' promotional hats, much like the paper hats they used to wear at Wendy's.

The whelk has to look seriously pissed though.

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

That whelk looks like a rampaging maelstrom of hate, carving an apocalyptic swathe through the consumer electronics retailing district of Shinjuku, devastating the gross national product of Japan in a horrific scene of bukkake destruction. He embodies what I come to think of as the very essence of Earthshine.

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Originally Posted by mildbill.

Laurence Welk will rise again after the mollusk bukkake incident! mark my words basom, mark my words.

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Originally Posted by basom

if you don't bring angry bukkake whelk up as a possibility to your school group i will be personaly insulted. do you realize how much time i put into this for you? Thats the last time i do you any favours, unless you put it on the list of options. thats all i;m asking. imho he is the perfect logo/spokesman for your cause, that is plain enough.

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Basom. What the fuck happened to the whelk birth daddy?
I forgot he birthed the whelk. With some encouragement from Roo


Bad roo. Set a limit and timed himself out. Great discipline

Fuck this place made my cubicle years tolerable.

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Originally Posted by basom

DONT FUCK WITH EARTHSHINE, CRACKERS!

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Originally Posted by splat

Peasants sleeping silently
Whelk arises in Hiroshimatic horror
SHINJUKU, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Almost forgot how amazing this thread was.

I posted a whelk image in the Ratflu thread and nobody commented.
I was a bit verklempt

Can we get whelk stickers reissued?

Change for a nickel is an odd callout.

I’d much rather hear someone say SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ARE DROWN