Good to know I'm not a redneck, I was worried for a while.
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Good to know I'm not a redneck, I was worried for a while.
He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.
And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker
And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.
Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
You not really a red-neck.
You just hate to be the last to post. I'll help out.
Are you people still here? This thread is a month old. There is nothing to see here. Go. Shoo.
Ya don't havta' go home but ya can't stay here.
Things I never did when I was just a kid made me what I today,
Momma used to whup me with a George Jones album,
That's why I sing this wayayayay
Longest running active thread on the board.Quote:
Originally posted by trainnvain
Are you people still here? This thread is a month old. There is nothing to see here. Go. Shoo.
Ya don't havta' go home but ya can't stay here.
I suggest you put that keyboard down slowly, take you paws off the mouse, get up and put you hands against the wall. Your busted!
As you can tell.. I don't post that much. But I think I killed 2 more yesterday.
Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thaaat's all folks!
Time for some Friday evening tunes,
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...l_julie161.jpg
What has 40 feet and 80 teeth?
Front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Help me.
Nope.Quote:
Originally posted by Sublime
Help me.
Now go out there and win one for the Gipper.
I do have opposable big toes. If I could find the USB cable for my digi camera, I would show you.Quote:
Originally posted by Oopsie Daisy
I wish I had opposable big toes.
I'm drinking vodka on the rocks after a 2 hr. ride and it tastes sooooo good.
Sorry, teledave. You will have 2 do better than that. Keep drinking and put down the keyboard.
thread-buster
Bite Me! I've now switched to beer. Go here and give some constructive help to us EC'ers needing cheapo airfare.
I think I'll make me some nachos and another drink, I've got a baseball game to go to tonight.
And don't post again in this thread!
Damnit and I really thought I had killed it. You bastards...
I just bought Morrowind(I am a huge neerddddd) and I need to buy a new video card just to run the damn game. I was thinking about the ATI Radeon 9200 anyone have any other suggestions for a card around 100 bucks?
^no, now shut up and let it die.
Your not going to win this. ;)
Fine, but niether are you! HA
It's not going to be that easy so HA!
Your band is done, get over it. He is dead. HAHA
Your really not going to win now. -5 low blow on the screen name.
Try and stop me.
p.s. I love 'em too, just trying to give you a hard time, don't take it personnel.
Try and stop you I just did. :cool:
So you think. I probably won't go to bed before the sun rises. Do you really want to try? I can do this all night if I have to.
True but it's not who posts the most it's who posts last that wins.
yes, so why don't you quit now and make this easier on both of us?
I just might if your lucky.
I'm Irish, is that lucky enough?
You almost were I dozed off for a few.
And now I am back, I trust you are asleep now. The day is mine!
Que?
Does anyone else get the feeling that there are a few competitive people on this board?
Why, whatever could you mean?
Oh not much, I don’t think this tread will die anytime soon though.
I should say there are people with too much time on there hands. Not that it's a bad thing. I mean look at me, I'm always lurking here and never posting anything. At leat you guys post.
I should say there are people with too much time on there hands
I'd say I fall into that catagory.
This topic has become pretty damn annoying, cut it out and think of something else, you morons.