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Originally Posted by Rontele
Good choice!
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Originally Posted by Rontele
Good choice!
I contributed to all the dozen or so other "gaper quote" threads that have appeared over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill.H
With a join date of 12/07?Quote:
Originally Posted by encore
That has to be pretty unimpossible.
Things are not as always as they seem! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill.H
:) I knew you'd approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmsummit
I heard this on the chair today.
Too Cool Skier - "That's a sweet 'Change for a Nickel' sticker. Are you a Maggot?"
Not as Cool Skier - "Yep. I am"
Too Cool Skier - "What's you're join date?"
Not as Cool Skier - "Oh, September 07 under my current screen name."
Too Cool Skier - "Oh. You suck."
I just shut up and shook my head because the entire episode was just too ridiculous.
Did that really happen?
thats great
And it's UNpossible, you wankers! :p
When I was back home in NZ last November I went up to Temple Basin with a few mates to get some turns on the last of the snow. The snowline was pretty much the bottom of downhill basin and mid to lower bills. Temple Tow was bare.
After hiking to the top of Temple tow with the skis on my back I bump into some german tourists out for a hike.
Me: Hi Hows it going?
German dude: You kiwis don't have much snow on your skifields do you?
Me: Um, its almost December the snow is mostly melted.
German dude: We have more snow in Europe you should ski there.
You should have replied
"well, mate, we have more sheep here, did you come here to fuck them?"
Not new: Some guy saying today "Those are some fat skis"
New: Doing so in reference to my Line Prophet 90's.
I love skiing in the SE :)
Too funny! Sounds better that Ingrid McConkeyQuote:
Originally Posted by RaccoonFace
"I wrecked my car right before I came out to Colorado, then got stuck in a snowbank trapping all the cars at the house I was couch surfing at in Breck"
Yesterday went skiing at Bear Mountain, a local SoCal ski area that has snowmaking everynight. Most of the dumb stuff I heard isn't even worth wasting the effort retyping. When I started my day the snow guns were still going and on my first chair one gaper was talking to the other gaper on the chair saw the guns going and said fresh powder, lets go ski it. Smart move with all hoses laying around
At Stratton, VT on lift. This guy and his friend come down the hill, get in line, ski up beside my friend and I, and get on our lift (whatever :rolleyes:). They put the bar down immediately without saying anything, hitting me on the head, and then joking about how its a good thing that I wear a helmet. I ignore them and they go on talking amongst themselves about their last run.
(disclaimer: Stratton has no particularly steep pitches)
"Yo dude, how crazy was that last run?"
"That was clinically insane! Did you feel the G-force?"
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Originally Posted by gonehuckin
I didnt hang around to find out, but Im pretty sure I saw them stuck in the choke while I was riding the TNF lift
ok - you asked for it....
Today while working at Vail Pass, I was talking to a guy on a really nice snowmobile all decked out in the latest and greatest snomo gear. He said he was surprised to see so many FS people working on a Monday. I reminded him that it was a holiday....
His response: "oh, yeah, I forgot. It's Nigger Day."
I told him that I, um, need to, um, go, um, do something, um, important....muttermuttermutter:mad:
He told me to have a happy nigger day as I walked away.
:fuckyou:
Sorry, I get on the first available chair. Regardless of whether or not you are getting on it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Random Skier
-Jersey
-Stratton
-"your chair"
Yeah, I'm revising my "best gaper quote of the weekend" entry now.
Yeah, you gotta love gaper idiots that crash at your place, get stuck in your driveway, delay you 40 minutes getting to the slopes thus fucking up your whole day (a powder day no less), and never apologizing for being a fucktard nor offer thanks for crashing space and a shower.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
:D ToucheQuote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Sorry for another highjack here but: OH YEAH!!!! ^^^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
[Emo unicorn tears emoticon}:tdo13:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
best post everQuote:
Originally Posted by montanagirl
Heard this a few years back during the summer. A woman walking up to the lift to ride the alpine slide in high heals says to her husband in a thick New York accent "Oh, look hunny the chairs come down too."
im a gaper,jong,dork,yaydayayayayda, all i know is, that i am in whistler village right now, (actually in my room cuz im a pops with a one year old) and my question would be if any of you that are in whislter right now have seen the facking crazy american college kids going WACKO(coming from old amercian drunkard), we can spend the next 47 hours doing whatever youd like and i would question whether it would top seeing what is going on around here,
Holy shit, the last two posts made no sense whatsoever.
ive been getting questioned alot lately on my coherence, plus typing is hard
I was blessed this past weekend to share a chair with this mid 20’s jackass on 170’is skinny rentals, who spit this out before we reached the first pole:
“How’s your day? (no pause) I am super stoked, been making laps shredding this sick pow. The only problem is the tips of my skis keep sticking into the snow and popping off. I hear they are going to get the quad spinning and open the backside so we can hit some of those gnarly runs. Wow those are big skis (my 191 mantras)”
I turn my ipod up so I could hear no more. After recovering from the onslaught of trendy verbiage, I was kinda happy that this gaper was having such a good time, but not so much that I turned the music back down.
That made no sense..........who is the drunk one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crippity
Gapper?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtsprings
As in one who hits gaps?
Maybe he is more sichter than though, brah.
(PS, Turn your fookin' Ipod off, before armageddon strikes thee unawares...)
quite drunk here plus bc bud, give me stength o b 1Quote:
Originally Posted by Ole703
the whole point dude, was not too extrapolate on young kids getting drunk but to ask if anyone it as Whistler right now, have they been experiencing this wacko weekend? It is like an MTV show with 2000 hotties dressed for the night to be seen, i know, i am drunk and i am here, next question shit facker.
It was gay ski week 'round these parts...
In the lift line on Saturday there was a guy with some snowlerblades on that said fatty on the backs of them, looking at Greguar I made a joke, guy behind him says, "You should have seen them before they went on Jenny Craig!"
funny stuff...
Last week, I had someone in the lift line tell me my Pontoons were too fat for powder :nonono2:
The best part is that, since you work for the gubbernment, that guy is basically your boss.Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
I've got 2.
#1--woman on a chiar lift tells me in all seriousness that we're going to get 20 feet over the weekend. (That was about 1992--I think we got about fourty feet that winter at Tahoe)
#2- riding the old collins lift at Alta right after opening--3 feet of fresh. I hear whooping (people used to whoop in the powder back in the day). I look up at the surrounding slopes but it's two early--no one up there yet. Then I look down--2 guys in cowboy hats on the flat cat track next to the midmountain lodge in full snowplow position, whooping.
Wrong -snow is always great...Quote:
Originally Posted by alpinerider
no he's notQuote:
Originally Posted by squatch
I never got into the whole lets get bombed while we are skiing thing. I still don't really like drinking after I'm done skiing. I like to be the first chair up in the morning and ski till close. Plus no one likes puking off a chairlift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ole703