Dude, I need a place to crash on 1/26 for the Powder Awards. I can supply booze and another 24 year old cock for any other cougars looking to play....
Dude, I need a place to crash on 1/26 for the Powder Awards. I can supply booze and another 24 year old cock for any other cougars looking to play....
This thread is Da Bomb! Pix ARE needed.
where you getting that from?Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
Oh snap! You're talking about those jet skis again! Never mind...carry on...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jax
I'm thinking you need a webcam set up in your room... well, as long as guys are invisible to the webcam.
Oh yea, and if I come to a party this weekend, I'm sure as hell bringing my camera.
RAPS has hit the jackpot!!! Sounds like a fun ass hot tub for apres!
Raps,
Top notch first night. I worked a new years party a few blocks from your new place that was prime cougar hunting grounds. No tities being suckled but a nice display of well done after market parts. Sounds like they are here for the winter. Keep up the good work.
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Btw dude, ski resort towns have the highest rates of STDs in the world because of chicks like that. Ski towns like Aspen and Whistler make South Beach and San Francisco look like convents.
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Well it sounds like it is settled, WE DON'T WANT YOUR PICS!
Jeez buddy, jealous much.Quote:
Oh also, congratulations on your new case of genital herpes. I hope you and your new love affair with Valtrex have a long and happy life together.
Ohhh... I get it, you are headed to Aspen!!! :the_finge :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TNKen
wow, congrats on the move raps, i just did the abbreviated version of this thread, no cliff notes yet.
But seriously, what did I tell you when I first met you out here about pics??? ;)
This guy made the move and definitely hit the jackpot of life, deep snow, fake tits and hot cougars. Write the book, "A maggots how to guide to live the dream"
Sounds like it would go like this; "When you are 24, move to Aspen and rent a room from a hot 44 year old. The end." :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Crinkle
I think you already blew it, her 15 year old son probably surfs TGR and is wondering if it's his belly dancing slut of a mom that this guy is braggin about shaggin. She'll probably know by the end of the week, and you'll be lucky to find a suitable rag to spend your load in.
Yes. They are fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu Gotz
Raps- I still think you blew it. Just imagine the tail you WOULDA been pulling if you had moved into the trailer park. Next time buddy, next time.
Well, there was this one time at Warthog's family reunion...Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu Gotz
Been to? 15 or 20 years ago, I used to host them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu Gotz
As a voice of reason, though... don't take pics without consent.
Ahhhh, nothing like those good ole Kentucky family reunions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
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Originally Posted by Greguar
fixed....
Hmmm all these posts are making me second guess posting up pictures.....I mean it would be a coincidence and a half if an ex of hers etc...was on this board but then that would really screw me over.....she knew I was taking pictures of her and I told her I would prob show some friends but its a lot diff to post up for the whole internet to see....hmmm
What is rule #76 again Mr. RAPS?
FUCK THAT - POST HER PIC!
Haha! See what I singlehandedly did! Haha. Everyone thank me :)
she seems pretty confident and comfortable with her sexuality. I bet if you asked her if you could take pictures, she would be more than willing and would actually pose for them, making the 5 pages of discussion about it moot.
Does TGR have some kind of mass PM-ing system? If not, invent the damn thing already!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
(Edit: Could this work? (I want to see the pics!) Embed the pic in a MS Word doc or whatever, then password protect the document with a code word (like change for a "_____") that is not in this thread... then post up the doc or a link to it??? Can this be done, anyone?)
You have made the good morally correct decision Raps, I am proud of you.
(fuck you all :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: )
Photoshop out her face, after all, it her bazongas we're really interested in.
Game. Set. Match.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
We'll check for herpes, too.
Seconded. Post that shit up here. They arent neekid..yet,Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Raps,
Is her name Sharon?
sharon cox?
She does live in a ski town.....one thing if she was a girl from the office.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Hate to even say this, but I agree with Supremewhatever. Plus, if you get on your roommates shitlist....she wont recommend you to other friends. This cougar could be the first of many.
You can PM me the pic, for giving such great advice though. :)
Or Sharon Fluids?
"this thread is worthless without pics" can be just a hilarious interweb cliche sometimes. I wouldn't rock this boat if I were you.
of course, you know....this thread is completely worthless...
This will work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodlandclown
you have my email.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Wow 7th page already....i am honored.....and now a poll......i am blushing
But yeah i have gotten some good advice from some of you NOT to post the pics, even if she is clothed - because obviously i have a good thing going on and i don't want anything to derail it.......plus my roommate just asked if its ok if two of her younger friends (22 and 23) come and party tonight.........:D:D Kitten time!
So sorry to get your hopes up but i'm sure deep down you understand why i am not doing it.......because i want to do it more - get it!
But i will keep these pics safe and sound and maybe in a few years i will find this thread and include some pics.....;)
I will keep you Aspen mags updated on the party situation but pretty much every day is a party in the cougar den.......oh and mark your calendars - there will be 8 women crashing at my pad on the 24th for a big belly up concert (forget the name of the group).......
And Rontele - her name is not Sharon.....
Edit: Oh and the skiing was pretty good today......cause thats why i moved here right ;)
Baby bull turned around and yelled back to the papa bull,Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
“Dad! DAAAAD! You’ve got to see this! It’s amazing, holy cow, it’s crazy! Come up here, fast! This is unbelievable!”
He was bouncing up and down, unable to contain himself. Papa bull walked knowingly up the hill and stood beside his hyper little baby bull, surveying an enormous fertile valley stretched out in front of them. Below, in the lush grass of the valley, were cows. Not just a few cows, but hundreds of cows. Baby bull thought there might be thousands, no, millions of cows, and all hot cows, too!
“Well, son, what do you think?” asked the papa bull.
“What do I think? What do I THINK?!” Shouted baby bull, jumping up and down. “I think it’s rad! Look at all those cows, dad! Look at them all! There’s brown ones, and black ones, and I think I even see some of those cream-colored ones I’ve heard about from the guys at school! This is too cool!”
He could hardly contain himself. He’d never seen this many cows in one place, and such variety! Suddenly, he stopped cold. His eyes scanned the valley, from one side to the other, back and forth. Papa bull watched him out of the corner of his eye, grinning knowingly to himself. Baby bull’s muscles were tense, his hair up on end. Finally, satisfied that there were far more cows than bulls, he began to jump around in circles again.
“Papa bull, papa bull,” he said excitedly, almost out of breath from all his hyper antics. “Let’s run down there and fuck one of ‘em!”
“No.” said papa bull, not the answer baby bull was expecting. He stopped and stared at the papa bull inquisitively.
“NO?!” he asked.
“No, son,” said papa bull, calmly. “Let’s WALK down there…and fuck them all.”
Haha, you guys going to thank me now? :)
NO PICS = DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!
post 155 is my fave post today.
I knew the tr was too good to be the truth!
Just remember somewhere on a belly dancing bulletin board a group of women are demanding pictures of raps cock from the STD riddled bag he's shagging.
Shudder.