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4WD, great traction in the snow, handles off road well, naturally heated seats, and gas is cheap! (I just leave her in the Kiddie-Corral for the day and by closing time she's full and happy - if a little gassy)
Plus, notice the keg of booze strapped to her ass. As long as the bear's not drunk, it's not drunk driving!