Mopar or no car for me. It’s the devil I know.
Five Jeeps and the only problem we ever had was someone causing a 4 car pile up while wife was stopped in traffic and totaling it. I know the Jeep hate is strong in this forum, but they have served us very well.
I missed the 50 miles of washboard requirements. If that was my situation I would have full size pickup with a pop up 4-Wheel Camper and a tent for the kids unless it was storming and then they could come in and sleep on the sofa bed with the dog. Fuck towing that far in and out, and I have pulled in to some pretty off beaten places.
Whatever you buy, make sure it has enough wheelbase and payload to handle what’s being towed. Tongue weight counts against payload.
Here is a decent read:
https://taxaoutdoors.com/blogs/artic...f%20wheelbase.
Also, their popups look pretty cool.