Good news! I opened a buyer protection case after the guy wouldn't refund me. Ebay said there would be a decision in 48 hours. Then I got an email saying it would be 72 hours until a decision. So I waited...8 days! Finally called them and it said the wait time was...110 minutes!!! So I did there callback queue option. Got the callback in about an hour, told the guy my story and they refunded me right then and there. So I guess that's the procedure for future reference.
And the best part, the Engrish emailer, we'll call him Woo (as in Woo peed on my rug), got his just deserts. Score one for the little guy.