Originally Posted by
californiagrown
Surprise insect infestations. I dont particularly like insects, but one or two dont really bother me and ill just kill them no problem. But large amounts of insects in a small place freak me out.
When i was living in my condo i noticed ants coming out of a light fixture in the ceiling so i hopped up on a stool and unscrewed the fixture so i could spray some poison up there. As soon as i pulled the fixture off an ant nest fell down on my face. Apparently some ants are attracted to electrical current so its not and uncommon place for nests. Well at first i though it was just a shitton of sawdust from termites eating wood or something, but then all the sawdust started moving on me... and i freaked the fuck out.
Next story is i hadnt walked outside onto my back porch in a couple days, but slid open the door to fire up the grill and walked right into a spiderweb strung at face height accross the doorframe. Shitty, but not the end of the world right? Wrong. It wasnt a spider web, it was a spider web with a nest and that nest exploded onto my face and chest with a million teeny tiny spiders. I freaked out again and stripped down to my undies, ran over to the hose and sprayed myself down while my wife turned the doorframe area and my clothes pile into a hazmat superfund site with poison spray.