Tales of epic grandeur... Maggot of the Year Award

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11-01-2010, 11:19 AM
hutash

The visual of Ape gimping away on crutches is just too funny.
11-01-2010, 12:19 PM
single

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spyplane

In regards to how this works, I still don't get how the homeowners are not the bad guys. Someone who they obviously knew, had stolen stuff shipped to their house. I'm thinking big boxes of dogshit are still on the go list.

The efforts made to recover the item were not exactly... legal.

I would urge anyone to not send feces infused packaging to the house, but that is apes call, as he would be the only one giving out the address. He is also the one who "trespassed" into the house, and would likely be held liable if anything were to happen.

Sure, the people in the house ARE bad people, but everything turned out well in the end. I say leave well enough alone, but I guess it's not my call.
11-01-2010, 12:24 PM
El Chupacabra

So -- single -- have you sent the buyer a message through ebay, asking him how he's enjoying the lens so far?
11-01-2010, 12:31 PM
mcsquared

The most amazing part of this story is that it was the non-mag friend who did the most. Knowing nothing more about the guy I am pretty sure I'd enjoy hanging out with him.

"You want to stop at this random house and steal back something that was originally stolen from some random person you don't even know on the internet? And since you are on crutches I am going to have to walk right in to the house and take the shit while the people are still home? I'm Down."
11-01-2010, 12:38 PM
single

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

So -- single -- have you sent the buyer a message through ebay, asking him how he's enjoying the lens so far?

he was using someone elses ebay account.

I have thought about mailing him a picture of his house, with a note written on it in sharpie that says "Cute kid, hope you enjoy the lens", but whatever. I got the lens back, ape got skis, all is well in the universe.

And Rob (lobstah), you da meng! Thanks for hookin him up!

And thanks to everyone else who is willing to help out Ape because of this situation, in this thread and the old one. He is a standup dude.
11-02-2010, 01:39 PM
Ape_Natural

Quote:

Originally Posted by hutash

The visual of Ape galloping away on crutches is just too funny.

FIFY....

And as for the dogshit thing, while it is tempting and would be fun, I am going to agree with Single on this one. Let's just leave it be. Actually, if you PM me a really really good idea to use the photos of the house/backyard for I will send them to you, but it has to be really good.
11-02-2010, 03:03 PM
Rossta

fuckin awesome
11-02-2010, 03:34 PM
skideeppow

Quote:

Originally Posted by single

I have thought about mailing him a picture of his house, with a note written on it in sharpie that says "Cute kid, hope you enjoy the lens", but whatever. I got the lens back, ape got skis, all is well in the universe.

And Rob (lobstah), you da meng! Thanks for hookin him up!

And thanks to everyone else who is willing to help out Ape because of this situation, in this thread and the old one. He is a standup dude.

I think this would be the call. Use block lettering cut from a magazine (old school). Finish up with, "you fucked with the wrong guy."
11-02-2010, 03:50 PM
Ape_Natural

Shit guys, I looked through my camera earlier and the pics got deleted... Sorry for anyone who had a good idea.
11-02-2010, 04:03 PM
stuckathuntermtn

Let this be a lesson to the world.
11-02-2010, 04:18 PM
hafilax

Quote:

Originally Posted by skideeppow

I think this would be the call. Use block lettering cut from a magazine (old school). Finish up with, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!!"

ftfy
890789
09-08-2011, 08:22 PM
single

Bump for awesome.
09-09-2011, 01:06 PM
flyandski365

Why isn't this in the HOF yet?
09-10-2011, 03:32 PM
ride_pow

Awesome.
09-10-2011, 04:05 PM
spanky

Missed this the first time around. Definitely HOF worthy.
09-10-2011, 06:32 PM
splat

Let me know if y'all want it moved to the HOF.

It's the greatest of maggot tales of e-adventure.
09-10-2011, 09:19 PM
BirdRock

+1 for HOF. A most excellent story.
09-11-2011, 01:46 PM
splat

When single says, I'll move it.
09-12-2011, 05:22 PM
single

I'm totally down.
09-12-2011, 05:34 PM
DeathVan

"Biscuit.....here Biscuit" hahaha Crap:yourock: !
10-05-2011, 05:48 PM
skifishbum

Bump 4
WTF why is this FKNA outstanding thread and the way of the maggot not HOF
AN you show up in slc this winter and WPS and I will style your do good deed ass out
10-05-2011, 06:01 PM
Art Shirk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ripzalot

awesome. the only thing better would have been if Ape had swapped it with a similar box with a giant turd and a change for a nickel sticker on it. all done while wearing a POV.

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/arti...407987-000.jpg
10-05-2011, 11:16 PM
supermodel159

Glad to read this story of awesomeness again
10-10-2011, 09:15 PM
Clownshoe

this has to be in the HOF
03-11-2017, 10:30 AM
mcski

HOF Bump.

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