Skier Pick-Up Lines

Works every time in ski towns: I don't mean to be rude, and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be a gate chaser if you're packin' that much ass!

The one that got me on the chairlift:
"I try not to turn unless there's something in my way" - BK
(...swoons...)

You know a one inch dick'll do a lot of damage at 90 miles an hour!

Bump.
Happy Valentines Day!!!!

These are 100% effective:

In the gondola: "Excuse me, but does the palm of my ski glove smell like chloroform to you?"


In the lot: "Excuse me, could you help me close the sliding door of my van? It seems to be stuck. Maybe it would work best if you get in and pull the handle on the inside while I push the door from the outside."

^^^^I like your style^^^^

Bump, Because liftopia is borrowing from the mags today!

http://www.liftopia.com/blog/chairlift-pick-up-lines/

I have a slopeside condo.

With all the double entente in snow science there have gotta be some easy ones.

I bet you could take it all the way to the elbow(stability test)

You hoar!

I'd love to test you with my finger, 4 fingers, and then a fist.

Meh, I'm sure you guys could think of better ones.

Sent from my DROID2

real nice pair of rax you got there young lady:yourock:

There is some gold in this thread!

I need someone to help close this ski pod from the inside.

wanna hot box the gondy?

"You know, you're a lot like my little pinkie toe!"
Oh really, Why?
"Because I'm probably going to end up banging you on the coffee table later!"

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

is this love at 1st sight? or should i ski by again:D

it has worked more than once:)

rog

" I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! "

I'd like to work on my pole plants, your moguls would do nicely.

My girl friend here can't make up her mind...sometimes she skis...sometimes she boards...heck she'll even Tele once in a while...you should join us.....

Was there avalanche control recently? Because I think I found a bombshell

Does my neckwarmer smell like chloroform?

You guys want to get bitch-slapped or laid?

I give this out to use with discretion, it works-

"Excuse me but I could not help notice how pretty, lovely, ect, you are...

Are you available for dating?"

Thank me later. Don't ya do it without the Fez on

Is that a beacon in your pants or are you just...oh it's a beacon...carry on.

we don't pick up skiers just ho's!!!! ya sez - got change for a nickle!!???

Retro J. Giles reference: "Take off those plastic boots, baby. I want to suck on your toes."

Reference to the Canyons: "Want to ride the orange bubble with me? Your ass will stay warm while you are giving me head."

Sitting on an empty gondola: "I just realized that we can become members of [the mile high club] without ever sitting on a plane."

"Let's take a lap. We can make a quick stop at a super secret safety hut."