I should have reported last week that the Stewart’s on Rt 28 in the Catskills no longer has a pay phone. I apologize for the oversight.
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I should have reported last week that the Stewart’s on Rt 28 in the Catskills no longer has a pay phone. I apologize for the oversight.
This just in:
new accessories for lift beers
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no more crying over spilt UC
I though the rule was
"When a beer is opened, it is brought to the lips immediately for enjoyment, and kept there until empty"
?
Let’s not discourage the man from enjoying his lift beers
Where'd you get those, Pugski?
Right. They'd sure come in handy when traveling. Especially in cars where the cup holder is over the phone holder or close enough for stuff to splash into the air vents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Ha! this is just cheep china crapQuote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
But!! TGR branding opportunity?? Who do I contact?
better swag than stickers any day...
edit: fact
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yes that is the rule.Quote:
Originally Posted by heckacali
you sir, do not need to accessorize.
you may resume drinking, [apparently] shotgun style
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That is an abomination. Lift beers should be consumed before reaching the top shack. Plan ahead
The Upstates’ Skiers Code is clear:
1. Yield to those riders downhill of you.
2. Plan ahead so stunt beers are finished and deposited in the can below the offloading ramp [take extra care if your name is Benny].
3. Always be beeping, and dig a pit.
4. Get the red ones.
Always carry a sharp pokey instrument.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
ABB.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
ABCQuote:
Originally Posted by riser4
A - Always
B - Be
C - Chugging.
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the pornhub of the upstates
Apology accepted. This time. Do better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
Hair checks out.Quote:
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Correct answer.Quote:
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You forgot several:Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
- Don't drop the beer ball at the top of the hill.
- Max number of allowed fully sober runs = 3. None are allowed after noon.
- It's not ice unless you can see through it to grass, so don't call it ice.
- If you have spent more than 30 minutes teasing your hair to be taller you do not need to wear a helmet or a hat.
- Do not take pocket meats from the breakfast buffet.
Also your rule #1 is wrong based on what I've seen. It should read "Yield to those skiing faster than you."
these are for when I've already cracked one but need both hands to get on the gondola. I had one tip in my pocket last week at gore, twas a waste of UCQuote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
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FACTQuote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
FifyQuote:
Originally Posted by EWG
That's that fucked up kiddie rape song! Why do they still play that on yacht rock? When cringe meets market demographics..Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Your 4th rule. In 1990 Mt. Brighton, MI (yes, the same as Dex and T.J.), we called the girls, and guys, that did that wallbangers. Face to the wall, they’d hold the hair straight up and spray that shit like it had fleas.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
got up at zero dark thirty yesterday for some outdoor shenanigans
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^ made it to the back forty by daylight
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^ so we could lose the rat race
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^ hey, wait for us
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^shit, we'd better get moving before he ditches us over that ridge
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^ you know I brought it
UC = Uppity Cascade
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^ I didn't have any porter to drink on Porter so I brought the old brown dog instead
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^ polished them off then took a nice nap
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^^
Solid winter ADK hiking. Thanks for posting. Looks pretty thin up there.
How about an upstate music douche after the kiddie sex shit?
Have a friend with 40+ acres in New Woodstock (south of Caz) and he's getting $20K/month for the natgas operation on his land.Quote:
Originally Posted by cinnepa
Wow, good on him!Quote:
Originally Posted by MyNameIsAugustWest
How long do the wells stay productive?
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also I have a pressing question:
what kind of technology is in a cruiser that lets a trooper pick out the one car in a pack of cars with an overdo inspection?? I mean a bunch of cars doing 80 down the northway.
is it the sticker color, or are they scanning every license plate nowadays?!
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