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^ Jump Rope national champion
this is really timmay!!!!
Mr. Belvedere was paid two bottles of Zima to take naked pictures of his cousin.
Mr. Belvedere refused so phinch decided to take the offer.
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How he spends every night.
Munch collects the pictures and looks at them will sipping Zima.
Millsie has a pubic hair mullet.
Wanghoeby has a special hair pic that he uses to groom Millsie's pubic hair mullet.
Simplicity thought up his username because he is absolutely obsessed with Dick Marcinko novels and loves how the Rouge Warrior always talks about KISS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplicity
Beandip4all
was drunk when she changed her user name;
she tried to sign in as BeanDip4Earl.....
How ironic. Woodsy uses bean dip as a lubricant.
Guess where DharmaBum has beandip?
Millsie often cries during sex.
Bostonski got 'dumped' on a powder day
cultvo only lasted 90 seconds with bostonski's gf on said powder day
Skiingsamurai knows cultvo only lasted 90 seconds because skiingsamurai is bostonski's gf!!
Mr. Belvedere secretly wishes to become Mrs. Belvedere.
The Caucasian Asian is actually Mexican
Dhelihiker loves the Indian-food shits.
Dhelihiker drinks decaf diet soda late at night while he fantasizes about knights in shining armor
shm4 got 'tin burn' trying to live out one of those knighttime fantasies.
Splat's night time reality is drinking a six pack, masturbating, and crying himself to sleep
Clownshoe disproved the myth of big feet = big junk...fully disproved
depressed skier forced to be LA works at Disneyland cleaning gum off of sidewalks dressed as Goofy as part of his community service settlement.
Big Daddy is still putting the Ass in Class(less)