Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

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Originally Posted by splat

Trump must be seeing all the angry emoticons floating up the way he keeps looking at something and frowning.

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The comment stream is hysterical.

Trump's like WTF is up with this guy's hair? I need to send him to my guy to get that combover fixed up.

Meanwhile Trump's neck vagina is in full effect. Once you see it you can't unsee it.

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Originally Posted by KQ

The comment stream is hysterical.

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It's like a waterfall of snark.

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Originally Posted by medjool

maybe he'll throw medical masks into the audience

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Lol

His answer in the press conference how this is entirely different than Ebola after a gotcha question was masterful. He's really gotten good at this shit.

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Originally Posted by The AD

Maybe it's best to just not make physical contact with people who are not in your immediate family during a pandemic?

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Who says I make physical contact with people in my immediate family.

You might be Finnish.

I'm gonna be fine here in my bubble.

Live Press Conference
CDC: More cases in the USA is inevitable
Trump: No, I don't believe it is inevitable
Breaking News During Press Conference: New Coronavirus case confirmed in Northern California

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDY5COg2P2c

Free travel from South Korea.

I read an opinion that flu regresses in spring because people with weak respiratory who are prone to coughing and sneezing from cold air get relief.

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Live Press Conference
CDC: More cases in the USA is inevitable
Trump: No, I don't believe it is inevitable
Breaking News During Press Conference: New Coronavirus case confirmed in Northern California

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Almost as good as when the ayatollah said something to that effect.

Now, Pence needs to sack up and say he has it.

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Originally Posted by splat

Almost as good as when the ayatollah said something to that effect.

Now, Pence needs to sack up and say he has it.

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Pence?

Mr pray the virus away?

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Pence?

Mr pray the virus away?

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No shit. Mr I believe the earth and universe is 6,000 years old is leading the charge. Isn’t this punishment from God for sins or some bullshit?

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Originally Posted by iceman

I'm gonna be fine here in my bubble.

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Moops.

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Originally Posted by neufox47

No shit. Mr I believe the earth and universe is 6,000 years old is leading the charge. Isn’t this punishment from God for sins or some bullshit?

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Christian broadcaster: If China repents and accepts Jesus, coronavirus will stop

Needs to be cross posted to the Christianity is dumb thread

Tough to prove him wrong.

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Originally Posted by KQ

Christian broadcaster: If China repents and accepts Jesus, coronavirus will stop

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Damn the clip stop right before he asked em to drain their bank accounts. Always like that part

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Originally Posted by neufox47

No shit. Mr I believe the earth and universe is 6,000 years old is leading the charge. Isn’t this punishment from God for sins or some bullshit?

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Live Press Conference
CDC: More cases in the USA is inevitable
Trump: No, I don't believe it is inevitable
Breaking News During Press Conference: New Coronavirus case confirmed in Northern California

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I blame Pelosi.

I'm sure no one is worried now that Mike Pence is in charge.

If Pence is told the virus makes you gay he’ll do a better job trying to stop it.

Brilliant!

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Originally Posted by iceman

I'm gonna be fine here in my bubble.

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Mike Pence and Roger Stone go to the same hairdresser. Coincidence? I think not.