Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

I can't find the hangover thread so this will have to do.

okbue

Holy crap. Drunk. I can't believe I found this thread. HI!

I am an alias and I'm getting drunk and my fucking marriage is over as far I'm concerned. Haha!!! Of course the jokes is on me because I get none, but remain bound by all the response;d;lskda..

Lost interest in my own whiny shit. Don't care about it anymore. What matters is that I need to get in shape and start living! Course drinking vodka is not helping my gut any.

I'm a funny guy. Really I am . I know at least one guy who I'm sure is my friend only because I crack him the hell up all the time. Fuck.

This thread is dead, and I don't' have the charisma to bring it back.

I love spell check.

I'm going to find the hangover thread and post in it in advance.

i think im getting a littleilliterate, hic

huh....drinking away a pay the pay check?

Cross referencing from the hangover thread, I must say that although I am mostly a lite weight panzy ass drinker I can pack down the vodka. I have knocked off big bottles of Komchatka (that's not spelled right) so fast that I've thought "this is not cost effective!"

I love the Russians. I mean that in an admittedly uneducated dumbass way but on the other hand I know that 10's of millions of Russians died horribly in WWII, more than any other nation in any other war combined. It's like the Japanese, in a blink of an eye 100's of thousands of them died in a fireball. that kind of shit has immeasurable impact on generations, molds national psyche.
Like 9/11 on us. Although what whiny spoiled bitches we Americans are... I'm losing my mind. And I'm not funny. Way off subject. This thread, as I understand it, is about being drunk and being funny. My apologies to all. Trying to provoke thoughtfull reflection on historical global stuff and things.

I'm fat. I'm one of those fat skinny guys. Not big, just out of shape. I used to be slim and muscular and women used to find me very attractive. The last time I remember a woman being physically attracted me was about 10 years ago. I'm going to get back in shape and someday I'll enjoy that gratifying knowledge that a woman would love to interact with my johnson.

And another thing. I'm broke. I'm bitter about the rich fucks who have it made and they don't give a shit about anything but their lavish lives. I care about people and other critters and the earth and want to help. But I guess I'm dumb and broke and a complaining fuckshnozzle. Dammit.

I'm positive. I love everybody. I'm optimistic. Life is a glorious adventure. I am excited about tomorrow, even though very soon I'll be throwing up.

I get this thread in my inbox a lot, and I seldom bother to read it...

But tonight I've been drinking steadily tonight lol and I'll say if I have to make a post in this thread like this it's going to be to express my gratitude for having a number of friends I can count who really care and support me in times like these.

I drank to that, but can't forget the gratitude part... no matter how much I drink.

:)
Sprite

Yay snowsprite!!! you rock!

smashed.

fuckers.

:the_finge:chug::chug::explosive::explosive:

midterm #1 today.

white wine for dinner wtih chicken strir fry.

another midterm sautrday, blegh.

mayb eit's cause I've had about a lot of beers and maybe one to many bt's tonight , but I got a kick out of thios. I was gonna post in the music forum about how sick this track is and how perfect it is for a ski vid. ...so I do a youtube search for a vid. An dof all things I see a french ski vid pop up...I'm thinkin "nice, this will be good"...Then the skiing satred....Yeah...go mom!...and dad!...and...cousin Girard

1DRUNK!!!post for snow!!

ww2 in hd is fucking crazy

all moved in and killing the left over beer and vodka....mix with kool aid and its good.
cold as tits right now....maybe poaching bear tomorrow.......................................... .......

hopefully this thread picks up as the season progresses

these posts dont count

unless its in florida...

may as well bump this now, long four days of drinking and skiin........

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Alta for the first time yesterday, HG 40 and too many Raniers today back at home. yeehaw

drunk, tired

Sciatica pain. Lots of vino. Ahhhh...the world is right again. Woohoo! Don't think hubby is complaining either about the side effects of all that vno; ;)